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HeadlinesWho's Your Favorite US Democratic Nominee?
Kerry's face looks like it caved in 5 decades ago, but you're right, it really can't get much worse than Bush.
Sharpton was interesting, I'll leave it at that. Maybe it's because I have a black, anti-white people roommate, because he wore on my nerves quickly.
Kucini... yeah, however it's spelled, was interesting. He was the mayor for Cleveland and stepped out of office after crisis beset the city. They found out later that he had made the right long term choices in office and actually benefited the city from a negative situation.
Clark was cool too, as was Mosley (the black lady) and Edwards-<-- he might run for vice pres. Dean was emphatic (I met him at a scholarship program this summer in NY- he seemed much more subdued than he did in the caucuses) Lieberman is my state's senator- I really don't like him. And Gephardt looks like a rotting prune- plus he is boring as all hell. I was in Florida last summer and heard him talk about Medicare and nearly impaled myself with the leg of the chair to which I was assigned.
Fuck all of the above. All of those worthless carcasses aren't even worthly of being considered eligible to run this fucking nation. The only good presidential canidate is either someone who is deaf, mute, and paralysed, or dead.
If the person who wrote this ran for PRESIDENT I would VOTE for them.
I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses, and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts.
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.
The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.
I think if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it's not a phobia, it's an opinion.
When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of statistics.
I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English. As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen you should speak English. My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.
I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in Enlglish, see the above lines.
I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed.
I know what the definition of lying is.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open to their interpretations.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television, and that doesn't stop you from watching them. I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.
It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid and smack his little ass when necessary and say "NO.
" I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And stay home until that new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me fries.
I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the suck ups that go along with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa, so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe.