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Why am i such a pussy..

wocka

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im in 9th grade and this kid in my math class keeps pissing me off so much, hes this little preppy kid that thinks hes better than everyone else, and also thinks he can kick my ass.

im a little taller than him but im pretty sure he would cry if anyone punched him. today he kept telling my how gay i was and shit

how come i just dont deck him in the face??
 

Descent

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You're too moral?

I don't use violence. I use mental torture.

It's not illegal, and it scars them for a lot longer!
 

PatticusRex

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Put Gay porn in his locker...when he opens it up....foooom. There go all these porn pictures in front of EVERYONE. He'll be crying in no time.
 

Woodreaux

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Drop some dog turds into his backpack.
 

wocka

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how could i use mental torture on him?

anyways, i dont kno where his locker is and dont think i could stuff porn threw the tiny holes
 

Descent

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Put Gay porn in his locker...when he opens it up....foooom. There go all these porn pictures in front of EVERYONE. He'll be crying in no time.
Schools usually have master keys for the lockers. Ask his friends where his locker is.

Steal a master key, and open it up.

I would also recommend putting Goatse pictures in his locker. Do Google image search. I can't link it here, I'd be banned. It's like gay porn x10.

You can PM me and I can send you some.
 

MaxPower

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Descent said:
It's like gay porn x10.

You can PM me and I can send you some.
Sorry dude. But you just gave me my new "MaxPower's unfortunatly out of context Signature". Nothing personal, but I can't pass it up.
 

Descent

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That's your best sig yet!

You should change it to "Descent on Goatse:"
 

MaxPower

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I knew I could count on you to take it at face value and have a sense of humor. :thumbsup:
 

Brain Spout

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get him to hit you first. if he really is a little pussy then one hit shouldnt hurt that much. anyway tell him youll let him have a free punch and then beat the crap out of him, i mean he hit you first, it was self defense
 
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WizardlyFriend said:
get him to hit you first. if he really is a little pussy then one hit shouldnt hurt that much. anyway tell him youll let him have a free punch and then beat the crap out of him, i mean he hit you first, it was self defense
Doesn't work that way at our school if you both attack, you both get tickets. I HATE ZERO TOLERANCE, IT'S THE STUPIDEST THING TO HAPPEN TO SCHOOL SINCE US HAVING TO TAKE SOCIAL STUDIES.

and decsent, how would you konw about that goatse thing or whatever? ;)
 

UberSkippy

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wocka said:
how come i just dont deck him in the face??
Because hitting people just fucking hurts. I mean your hand. Who cares about him? That and you'd probably get booted out of school.

The next time he starts in on you about how gay you are just ask him "Why are you so interested in my sex life? Is it because you secretly want to go out with me?" No matter what he says he's screwed. Just look him in the eye and play up the fact that he's always talking about being gay. If he plays the "no you're gay" card just tell him "Well, actually I'm not but you calling me gay is classic avoidance. You seem to be afraid that you are gay so in order to prove to yourself you're not you just belittle other people by calling them gay. Really, it's sad how you hate yourself so much."

He'll either leave you alone or hit you. But do that infront of a bunch of other people. Publicly humiliate him. No matter what he calls you either turn it back on him or just say "Did you have a point there or are you just calling names because you don't have anything else to add to the conversation?"

You've got friends right? Get them to help you with revenge... start leaving love notes from a guy named Jerome (or some other man's name) in his locker... Just don't use your own hand writing!
 

Infidel

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wocka said:
im in 9th grade and this kid in my math class keeps pissing me off so much, hes this little preppy kid that thinks hes better than everyone else, and also thinks he can kick my ass.

im a little taller than him but im pretty sure he would cry if anyone punched him. today he kept telling my how gay i was and shit

how come i just dont deck him in the face??
Get some deer lure (that shit stinks) and put it in his locker.

Then beat the hell out of him and fuck his g/f at the next party.

Almost be like Genghis Khan's complete conquest.
 

Broken

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wocka said:
im in 9th grade and this kid in my math class keeps pissing me off so much, hes this little preppy kid that thinks hes better than everyone else, and also thinks he can kick my ass.

im a little taller than him but im pretty sure he would cry if anyone punched him. today he kept telling my how gay i was and shit

how come i just dont deck him in the face??

Why do you let him bother you? Do you care what he thinks about you? We aren't talking about some High School crush here are we? Fuck him. Just consider the source, is it valid?
 

DIZNUTS

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UberSkippy said:
Because hitting people just fucking hurts. I mean your hand. Who cares about him? That and you'd probably get booted out of school.

The next time he starts in on you about how gay you are just ask him "Why are you so interested in my sex life? Is it because you secretly want to go out with me?" No matter what he says he's screwed. Just look him in the eye and play up the fact that he's always talking about being gay. If he plays the "no you're gay" card just tell him "Well, actually I'm not but you calling me gay is classic avoidance. You seem to be afraid that you are gay so in order to prove to yourself you're not you just belittle other people by calling them gay. Really, it's sad how you hate yourself so much."

He'll either leave you alone or hit you. But do that infront of a bunch of other people. Publicly humiliate him. No matter what he calls you either turn it back on him or just say "Did you have a point there or are you just calling names because you don't have anything else to add to the conversation?"

You've got friends right? Get them to help you with revenge... start leaving love notes from a guy named Jerome (or some other man's name) in his locker... Just don't use your own hand writing!
do this and stuff goatse pics in his locker to prove the point
 

wocka

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theres some good ideas guys, im gonna go with DIZNUTS plan first, my school wouldnt kick me out but they would suspend me for a week or so, even the teacher tells him not to mess with me because he says hes gonna beat me up, then he told me hes gonna put me in a headlock so i said i would rip his nuts off.. :p anyways, i just want to beat this little punk down, its his first year in highschool (he was homeschooled) so he runs his mouth too much