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Alright as you can see i dont post alot here and all. But i have something to say to get off my chest.

Basically i have a cold(yeah yeah you heard it before) but mines different its to the point were i would skip days of school just so i felt better. Anyways my head hurts really badly i sleep after 1am and on top of that my nose starts getting cloged up or whatever. I just have to say this sucks badly and i was wondering if anyone has any ideas so i can cure this cold.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Get yourself a goat, a chicken, and a cat.

Take the Goat, tie a leather bag around it's neck and fill it with bits of hair, and some money. Kill the goat, or let it wander free in the streets of town as a sacrifice to the gods.

Take the chicken, and chop it's head off, then draw a pentagram with blood, and chant, "Lord of the Dark cleanse my spirit with the blood of the rooster."

Take the cat, put it in a bag, and bash it on the ground. If nothing else, you'll be a little happier.
 

Lost86

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Yah, I haev 2 third taht...lololol.,, :rolleyes:

Take some Advil Cold & Sinus. Start out with one pill, two on really bad days. Lessens the severity of the head cold symptoms. :)
 

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Take the Tylenol Quick Release Gelcaps. They work instantly in 15 minutes and last six to eight hours. I personally find them to be twice as effective as ibuprofen.

It's a first for Crylenol, a product that isn't weak and actually beats it's competitors.
 

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Robotussen DM drink 2-4 ounces and you will feel much better. It won't kill you don't worry. The dextromethorphan gives you some what of an intoxicated feeling and is a cough suppresant to boot. It also has a decongestant. You'll feel better and be able to rest and get over it. Thera-flu severe cold helps too.
 

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i have 5 things that'll help you feel better but they aint animals.

1. soup (chicken or tomato)
2. water
3. sleep
4. tylenol cold
5. box of kleenex

get enough of all 5, you'll feel better in no time.
 

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Eastside said:
i have 5 things that'll help you feel better but they aint animals.

1. soup (chicken or tomato)
2. water
3. sleep
4. tylenol cold
5. box of kleenex

get enough of all 5, you'll feel better in no time.
unless he has AIDS....the he is better of going with what BWM said :thumbsup:
 

Easty

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if he has aids, then i dont even think voodoo will help ya.

best start prayin' :thumbsup:
 

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Ever try mary jane?
Just use it in small doses. VERY small doses. Maybe 1/20th of a joint every week. It'll ease the pain. Any lasting consequences are YOUR fault. So don't stalk me...