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why i dislike kids

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i have decided to compile a list of why i dislike (not hate, just dislike) children:

-they stink
-they're messy
-they keep me awake at night
-they wake me up in the morning
-they're annoying
-they look at me as if i just grew another head and 5 extra arms
-they follow me around and are generally a pain in the ass.

no, i don't have kids, but i live with 4 of them.
 

betrayed

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Agreed, I'm never having kids, Jesus..

The average kid costs AT LEAST $150,000..

Education, Clothes, Food, Shit they don't need, Car, College.. AHH!
 

care

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we dont like you either :X

haha

baby poop, throwup, and food is sickening :(
 

Jung

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i felt the same way until i had my daughter, i obviously don't feel the same anymore. she is playing on the computer with me right now:)

(crappy cell phone pic)
 

MaxPower

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Unforgiven said:
i have decided to compile a list of why i dislike (not hate, just dislike) children:

-they stink
-they're messy
-they keep me awake at night
-they wake me up in the morning
-they're annoying
-they look at me as if i just grew another head and 5 extra arms -they follow me around and are generally a pain in the ass.

no, i don't have kids, but i live with 4 of them.

If you dislike kids for that reason.
Then women can say:

"Reasons why I dislike Men"

-they stink
-they're messy
-they keep me awake at night
-they wake me up in the morning
-they're annoying
-they look at me as if i just grew another head and 5 extra arms(the extra arms are what keep me up at night.)

-they follow me around and are generally a pain in the ass.
-Unlike a kid, they sleep with my fucking sister!!!

Call me a traitor guys but deep down we know it's true.
 

Jung

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care said:
i wonder what shes thinking :confused:
why the :(?

she's laughing at slapping the screen. she steals the mouse from me too.
 
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MaxPower said:
If you dislike kids for that reason.
Then women can say:

"Reasons why I dislike Men"

-they stink
-they're messy
-they keep me awake at night
-they wake me up in the morning
-they're annoying
-they look at me as if i just grew another head and 5 extra arms
-they follow me around and are generally a pain in the ass.
-Unlike a kid, they sleep with my fucking sister!!!

Call me a traitor guys but deep down we know it's true.
too fucking true.

people just fucking suck.
 

shep

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My kid's give me a reason to wake up every morning and they bring me a beer when i need it. :thumbsup:
 

extremepilot

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junglizm said:
i felt the same way until i had my daughter, i obviously don't feel the same anymore. she is playing on the computer with me right now:)

(crappy cell phone pic)
may I say that you have the cutest daughter ever!!!! ^.^
 

Icarus

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I agree... your daughter is awesome.

If kids stayed like that forever, I wouldn't want to beat their heads in. :)

In all seriousness, kids (semi) annoy me. I guess that's mostly because I'm not ready to have one yet. Perhaps it's like society's buffer against premature childbirth?
 
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well, the people i'm staying with have 4 kids... oldest is 7, and the complain about EVERYTHING... one of them cries cause he can't watch TV when it's dinner time. one cries because she has to eat her supper. it annoys me to hell.
 

Icarus

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Unforgiven said:
one of them cries cause he can't watch TV when it's dinner time. one cries because she has to eat her supper. it annoys me to hell.
Take away the first one's T.V. (all of it), and then take away the other one's food (all of it).

:thumbsup:
 

RGN-dRaGoN

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kids dont bother me that much, as long as they leave me the hell alone, i wind up ussually using the lock :) works very well
 

Signify

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Little kids think i am a jungle gym. i swear it, every 4-7 year old sees me and climbs all over me. I usually have to play along to and through them up and down.
 

NaughtyGirl21

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junglizm said:
i felt the same way until i had my daughter, i obviously don't feel the same anymore. she is playing on the computer with me right now:)

(crappy cell phone pic)
Has anyone told you that you are hot? You are by that pic. Anyway back on subject. I don't have any kids right now Thank God. My man does not want them right now either so just a little hint to a lot of you all, If you don't want kids use protection and birth control.
 
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MaxPower said:
If you dislike kids for that reason.
Then women can say:

"Reasons why I dislike Men"

-they stink
-they're messy
-they keep me awake at night
-they wake me up in the morning
-they're annoying
-they look at me as if i just grew another head and 5 extra arms(the extra arms are what keep me up at night.)

-they follow me around and are generally a pain in the ass.
-Unlike a kid, they sleep with my fucking sister!!!

Call me a traitor guys but deep down we know it's true.
heh your not a traitor. lol those are true
 

RGN-dRaGoN

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who gave me neggative rep 4 my post? i dont even care about the insult i would just like to kno who did it
 

Icarus

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magnolia said:
I am so glad u aren't my dad.
So am I... people talk about pre-marital sex like it's a problem... but they're avoiding the real issue. The real issue, of course, being pre-natal sex.