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Why living in the UK sucks...

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london is the most expensive place on earth... ever.
restaurants don'g bring you tap water.
there are tanning salons on every block because the sun never comes out.
british women are impossible.
 
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if they don't bring you tap water what do they bring you? sewer water? yum
 
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you're not supposed to drink tap water in weird non-US countries anyway
 

mthrlangl

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gumercules said:
you're not supposed to drink tap water in weird non-US countries anyway
I think that's only in places like Mexico and the Dominican Republic that aren't up to our cleanliness standards. I'm sure it's okay in Britain.
 

gumercules

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my mother went to europe a few years back and was told not to drink the water... it's not that it's unclean, it's just that they have different things in their water that our systems aren't used to. same would apply if they came to the US and drank our tap water.
 

mthrlangl

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No one told me that when I went overseas to Germany. I know nothing happened to me, and I don't think I stayed away from the water..
 
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lol

.... ok listen.. they don't bring you tap-water because they want you to spend more money on everything else like coke and bottled water (bastards). In Brussels for example, a glass of water the size of a Coke can cost 3x as much as a pint of beer.
 

BRiT

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Well that's not too bad... I thought maybe the 'dont bring you tap-water' was a reference to FightClub and having to order all your food "clean". And if water was 3x cost of beer, it's no wonder so many drink beer instead!
 

Smiss

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Then quit yer bitchin and move! ;)
 

anti-movielife

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you know the world is going to fuck when you cant drink water anymore...if i had a time machine i'd go back to the ice age! booya clean water and maybe one bath your whole life...
 

toker

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the ice age is to cold just go to a time when they didnt have machines and polution like in the 1500s
 

toker

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i always thought that castles were cool and the cheap hoes they had in the renasance easy to get laid then
 

joz

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toker said:
the ice age is to cold just go to a time when they didnt have machines and polution like in the 1500s
that would be a shit load of hard labor. im too used to being American -_-
 

toker

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it was just like bein a farmer if ya cant take it be a peasant they wait around for food and if they dont get any they become food sound fun
 

Sod

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why does the US think they are the best at everything, they get their fucking water from canada, we have the most clean water in the world last time i checked

why living in canada is good:

1. Peaceful
2. you can walk on someone elses yard without getting shot
3. we have just as much gun as the US but we have 1/8th the shootings
4. we have free medical
5. we don't start wars and steal oil from smaller countries
6. millions of other good reason, too lazy to type them all
 

Skorch

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6 reasons why Canada sucks:

1. Peaceful
2. people can walk on your lawn and you can't shoot them
3. they have just as many guns as we do but only have 1/8th the shootings
4. free medical. Okay that one's pretty good actually
5. they don't start wars or start anything for that matter
6. full of lazy people not eager to defend their national heritage

Actually, I got no probs with Canada, I just couldn't resist. Hey, I'm an American asshole afterall right? I could lose my citizenship if I didn't mess with Canadians every chance possible.