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stupendousman

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what is up with these damn parents that tell there kids to be quiet while yelling or tell them not to do something and then do it!?
I sick of it. Whats worse is that i have an ex-drill instructor for a parent how bad does that suck? he is always yelling at something, it must be hard for him to try and grow up and raise a kid at the same time.

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HintOfClarity

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stupendousman said:
what is up with these damn parents that tell there kids to be quiet while yelling or tell them not to do something and then do it!?
I sick of it. Whats worse is that i have an ex-drill instructor for a parent how bad does that suck? he is always yelling at something, it must be hard for him to try and grow up and raise a kid at the same time.

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Hmmm.... Dude, that sucks.
 
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like parents.....never drink and drive....then they do it lol hahaha and wreck the fuckin car!!!!!!!THAT THEY DON"T OWNi found that funny and so, i drink and drive,.........jk
 
Unforgiven

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if your parents yell at you, yell at them twice as loud.

if your parents tell you not to do something, do something twice as "bad"

simple
 
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actually.. kids around 14, or 15 need to learn this. Get addicted to drugs. No joke. Get addicted to heroin big time, for about 6 months. For the last month, come to your parents saying you have a problem and you need theyre help. they will A) be extremely angry at you for being so stupid and taking drugs or B) be glad that you came to them for help. either way. heres what happens.

you quit the smack (because the only reason you did it in the first place was to trick your parents this way). now that youve done that, for the B) case, all the little things you do that would normally tick them off wont bother them because they'll realize they "came close to losing their kid to drug addiction" so they will most likely be more loving. In the A) case, considering that you havent alienated them beyond repair, they may become apathetic about your behavior due to the fact that, well, your just a shitty kid. (not really, but you know how it goes)
 
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tbsrk said:
actually.. kids around 14, or 15 need to learn this. Get addicted to drugs. No joke. Get addicted to heroin big time, for about 6 months. For the last month, come to your parents saying you have a problem and you need theyre help. they will A) be extremely angry at you for being so stupid and taking drugs or B) be glad that you came to them for help. either way. heres what happens.

you quit the smack (because the only reason you did it in the first place was to trick your parents this way). now that youve done that, for the B) case, all the little things you do that would normally tick them off wont bother them because they'll realize they "came close to losing their kid to drug addiction" so they will most likely be more loving. In the A) case, considering that you havent alienated them beyond repair, they may become apathetic about your behavior due to the fact that, well, your just a shitty kid. (not really, but you know how it goes)
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Man, I thought i was tapped!!! Why not just kill your parents, collect the insurance and be on your way.
 
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Unforgiven said:
if your parents yell at you, yell at them twice as loud.

if your parents tell you not to do something, do something twice as "bad"

simple
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Wow.....my 4 year old in a nutshell
 
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tbsrk said:
actually.. kids around 14, or 15 need to learn this. Get addicted to drugs. No joke. Get addicted to heroin big time, for about 6 months. For the last month, come to your parents saying you have a problem and you need theyre help. they will A) be extremely angry at you for being so stupid and taking drugs or B) be glad that you came to them for help. either way. heres what happens.

you quit the smack (because the only reason you did it in the first place was to trick your parents this way). now that youve done that, for the B) case, all the little things you do that would normally tick them off wont bother them because they'll realize they "came close to losing their kid to drug addiction" so they will most likely be more loving. In the A) case, considering that you havent alienated them beyond repair, they may become apathetic about your behavior due to the fact that, well, your just a shitty kid. (not really, but you know how it goes)
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I think your still on crack or something...........good fucking advice :mfinger:
 
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Well I have a friend wich eldest brother was a real fucking junky even on valium and shit. So well he finally straightend out etc. But his parents still had to raise two other kids so they decided instead of what they did with the eldest (controlling everything). To let lose.

So now the other brother is on dope as well, dealing XTC in clubs and smoking weed 24/7. His dad is a policeofficer and he sometimes find those pills and get's pissed but just flushes them through the toilet. But he get's pissed at the same level when my best friend (who isn't on shit besides his own dick) doesn't clean up his room. It just isn't wright.

So his mom and dad sat around the table to straighten his brother out. But his brother get's fucking mad and then I mean fucking scary mad. I think it's because of the weed, he is getting angerattacks etc. My friend told me that his brother even stood on the bed the other day at like 7.00 am saying if they would call his girlfriends parents about what kinda guy he is. He would fucking kill her.

Even the eldest brother who was like 3x worse, has taken his hands of him. Sometimes my friend ask me if I wanna hang out with his brother in a club. And I basicly just know that he is asking that because his brother is gone all the time trying to sell some dope. I think the only time he'll stop is when he get's busted but then it's to late. It's a shame it's really a nice guy.
 
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GSaviour said:
Well I have a friend wich eldest brother was a real fucking junky even on valium and shit. So well he finally straightend out etc. But his parents still had to raise two other kids so they decided instead of what they did with the eldest (controlling everything). To let lose.
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FYI, junkie generally means you do needle drugs. Bad shit to get started in.

Valium is just a little mellow-out pill. We used to have quaaludes, but The Man took those away, too.
 
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So his mom and dad sat around the table to straighten his brother out. But his brother get's fucking mad and then I mean fucking scary mad. I think it's because of the weed, he is getting angerattacks etc.




What........because of the WEED.....I think not....you dumbass.........lets try coming down from the X and a combo of pills........the weed...you idiot
 
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What........because of the WEED.....I think not....you dumbass.........lets try coming down from the X and a combo of pills........the weed...you idiot
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Heh, yeah. The worst thing I ever saw a pothead do is...well, nothing. Absolutely nothing.
 
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Heh, yeah. The worst thing I ever saw a pothead do is...well, nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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Thats right...no fighting cuz they are way to kick back........no accidents cuz they are to paranoid to go even close to the damn speed limit.....No stabbing each other cuz I didn't get my 1/8 ............just a bunch of messy kitchens as everyone tries to deal with the muchies.......... :cool:
 
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