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Why you should like me...or not.

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Hey. Someone suggested I create a thread here with reasons why you should like me...but some of the things about me I consider "likeable" may make other people sick.

So...whatever side of the fence you end up on, here goes...I'll start out with a bang:

I'm a Republican.

Democrats make me wish I was an unstable postal worker.

I'm a mom and a wife, and I freakin like it that way.

I believe God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve, and not Eve & Ivy.

I've been called a bitch enough times to believe it may be true, although I've told my husband that I am not and he knows better than to disagree with me.

I'm cute.

I'm blonde.

I have big boobs.

That should do for now.
 

Zoso

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beware of DIZNUTS... now that he knows you have boobs you may be in for it. j/k. hes alright. welcome!
 

bnccoder

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Fuck you, and welcome to the site.

P.S. Picutes? We need them so we don't think you're an underdeveloped 12yro.
 
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Political parties are pointless. They mess up and divide people amongst themselves

But welcome anyway :D
 
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dull_bullet said:
Political parties are pointless. They mess up and divide people amongst themselves

But welcome anyway :D
Shut up, you fucking liberal.

Welcome to the site, bitch. ;)
 
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MAC21268 said:
I'm a mom and a wife, and I freakin like it that way.

I'm cute.

I'm blonde.

I have big boobs.
and hey, you're egotistical too! We couldn't ask for a more well-rounded member of this online community. Schmuck. :thumbsup:

oh yeah, fuck you and welcome to the wonder that is: What The Fuck dot com.
 

Zoso

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dull_bullet said:
Political parties are pointless. They mess up and divide people amongst themselves

But welcome anyway :D

"A divided house cannot stand"
- Abe Lincoln
 

LiberatioN

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MAC21268 said:
Hey. Someone suggested I create a thread here with reasons why you should like me...but some of the things about me I consider "likeable" may make other people sick.

So...whatever side of the fence you end up on, here goes...I'll start out with a bang:

I'm a Republican.

Democrats make me wish I was an unstable postal worker.

I'm a mom and a wife, and I freakin like it that way.

I believe God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve, and not Eve & Ivy.

I've been called a bitch enough times to believe it may be true, although I've told my husband that I am not and he knows better than to disagree with me.

I'm cute.

I'm blonde.

I have big boobs.

That should do for now.

New member of the month. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 
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Unforgiven said:
"An army divided amongst itself will fall."
- Jesus

Mmm... Jesus toast.
"Let me do a line off of your dick"
- One of my friends

:confused:
 

Zoso

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Awaken said:
"Let me do a line off of your dick"
- One of my friends

:confused:
"its better to keep you mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

-Mark Twain
 
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Zoso said:
"its better to keep you mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

-Mark Twain
"STUF"
-Duddles
 

keebs

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MAC21268 said:
I'm a Republican. :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn:

I'm cute. :thumbsup:

I'm blonde.

I have big boobs. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
welcome to WTF.com and the only thing that make you better is if you weren't with the GOP.
 
#15
Welcome to WTF.com. We have a custom here. If you don't know it, you start by getting on your knees. :thumbsup:

Now suck o- err...I mean fuck off.
 

I Hate The FCC

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deus_ex_machina said:
Welcome to WTF.com. We have a custom here. If you don't know it, you start by getting on your knees. :thumbsup:

Now suck o- err...I mean fuck off.
:thumbsup: No knee pads for this one. She can tough it out like the little murderous republican that she is. :happysad:
 
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MAC21268 said:
Hey. Someone suggested I create a thread here with reasons why you should like me...but some of the things about me I consider "likeable" may make other people sick.

So...whatever side of the fence you end up on, here goes...I'll start out with a bang:

I'm a Republican.

Democrats make me wish I was an unstable postal worker.

I'm a mom and a wife, and I freakin like it that way.

I believe God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve, and not Eve & Ivy.

I've been called a bitch enough times to believe it may be true, although I've told my husband that I am not and he knows better than to disagree with me.

I'm cute.

I'm blonde.

I have big boobs.

That should do for now.
Reasons to not like you:
You're a Republican
You're a bitch in denial with your husband
You say your cute (gag)
You're blond
You say you have big boobs
Welcome to wtf! (I'm just joking with the above btw.)