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Offbeat Woman at grocery gets filmed licking ice cream and putting it back on shelf.

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A woman gets filmed at a grocery store. She takes a gallon of ice cream out of the freezer, licks the ice cream, and puts it back for a customer to buy. She gets caught by the ice cream company and will get sent to jail for 2 to 20 years.
 
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Yeah. And they tell us we voted for it. The smoke and mirrors of ages of manipulation have truly separated classes. And uh, why the fuck didn't somebody just slug her in the fucking yap and send her home with a separated jaw. Three to four weak recovery - 0 motivation to do it again.
 

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She will most likely get a lesser charge than 20 years in prison, but yeah, lesser crimes like smoking weed carry way too high of a charge. There are people who are in jail for life for smoking weed.
 
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And punching someone carries a simple assault charge (misdemeanor) Costs around $2500. Worth twice that, even with the court ordered anger management. You want to get the courtroom on your side? Have your lawyer make you out the bumbling - do- gooder by telling the story and admitting full guilt. It's fucking great. Everybody's cheering, the judge is trying not to crack up while he's calling order. Good times
 
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She will most likely get a lesser charge than 20 years in prison, but yeah, lesser crimes like smoking weed carry way too high of a charge. There are people who are in jail for life for smoking weed.
Is there seriously anyone jailed for life for smoking weed? That's the most retarded governments related thing I've read all month
 
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I've actually sentenced myself to a life of smoking weed. So the government is off the hook. Just one more incredibly selfless act of civic responsibility by yours truly.
 
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