So what do you think is gonna happen? If you vote, tell me why you did, give a damn example mmmm kay. SO LET THE FUN BEGIN!
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Woman to cause the Armageddon!
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This just in. After convincing his wife that "hummer week" was here, a top UN security general fired off three nuclear war heads at Moscow. In a bit of Security office antics, the generals wife was all giddy at first about the upcoming taste of man meat, but things went sour quickly as she went to town. In the middle of her dirty deed, she snapped and bit the poor dude's wanker off. Screaming and flailing about, the general accidentially hit "the little red button". As the Russian retalliation should soon commence this is One Fuct Individual signing off.
See like that.
See like that.
Think about this: If all the women in the world would chop their husbands/bf balls off at the same time, humanity would likely disappear after like 50 years. scary.
Ahh-hahahahahaa...WEE-hoo! That fuckin' goofy assed avatar...the look on the Poops face makes me laugh. Unlike you.brainwashmonkey said:I heard it on the radio dumbass.
I'm sorry,what were you saying? Something about you being a dumbassed skin flute smoken virgin. ..and yes,YOU can be a peter puffer and still be a virgin.
SHADDAP!
"Are you a peter puffer? Do you suck dicks? Bullshit! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"gehtfuct said:
classic ^^
And yes, Geht, we all realize that you are the prime example.gehtfuct said:
God smiles on your pathetic piss brain ideas.
Vote, then I will grace you with words of wisdom.Rage against said:
He who doesn't vote has no voice.
Piss brain ideas? They're not my ideas fuckbag. You'd already know this if you could geht your mom to read something else besides posts a WTF.com.brainwashmonkey said:And yes, Geht, we all realize that you are the prime example.
God smiles on your pathetic piss brain ideas.
Fuck,just hit the Discovery Channel now and then.
I can't remember the movie that was from.
I am sorry O weak minded step child, I cannot view the Discovery Channel as my family is poor and live in the hills.gehtfuct said:
And it's from Full Metal Jacket. You know "Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, and it don't look like you got horns."
That's the one...thanx.
Fret not Barney,one day you'll geht a raise for doing a better job scubbin' sewers....maybe. Besides,till then,you can have your mom tell you some biology stories while she's washing your ass once spring rolls around again.
Shit...My bad,Barney. I shouldn't be banging your mom...I mean talkin' shit about her. I just assumed that she made it passed the fifth grade,and has a grasp of what Evolutionary Biology is.
You should have also assumed that since I have the pope on my avatar, that I don't beleive that humans came from monkeys. Oops, the thinking thing again.gehtfuct said:
The Pope frowns upon your supreme retardation: To Hell with you.
Or course you dont beLIEve. Ignorance is what keeps simple minded farts like EWE in constant blissfull creamyness.brainwashmonkey said:You should have also assumed that since I have the pope on my avatar, that I don't beleive that humans came from monkeys. Oops, the thinking thing again.
The Pope frowns upon your supreme retardation: To Hell with you.
By EWE,I mean;The sheep of the female kind. STFU and follow the rest of the herd. You dont mind being deaf,dumb,and blind,do you?
um.. anyways, i vote while being their dumb selves. cuz PMS falls into that category too. ya, that's right periods are dumb! because they have a form of mental capacity that can be categorized as dumb. *nods knowingly*
of course i've never PMS'd before, so i'd imagine if i were to be a part of the women who end up annihilating the earth, it would merely be because of my sadistic needs. of course it'd be kind hard to get pleasure from the destruction of everyone.. if that includes me. but i think there'd be a little period in there before my, and everyone elses death where i'd be quite content! =D
of course i've never PMS'd before, so i'd imagine if i were to be a part of the women who end up annihilating the earth, it would merely be because of my sadistic needs. of course it'd be kind hard to get pleasure from the destruction of everyone.. if that includes me. but i think there'd be a little period in there before my, and everyone elses death where i'd be quite content! =D
You left out the option for:brainwashmonkey said:
Women are evil, conniving bitches that will cause armeggodon becuase they are tired of dealing with stupid ass men and thier stupid ass bullshyte. Excluding a few good men, that pretty much sums it up.
Jeez, you sure YOU'RE not the one on the rag? Cause you sound like a little whiny bitch....not gettin' any? (Male PMS = no sex)brainwashmonkey said:
You're just mad because women own you and you are too dumb to realize it. Women will never cause an armegeddon, we'll have a man do it for us.
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