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Woman to cause the Armageddon!
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This just in. After convincing his wife that "hummer week" was here, a top UN security general fired off three nuclear war heads at Moscow. In a bit of Security office antics, the generals wife was all giddy at first about the upcoming taste of man meat, but things went sour quickly as she went to town. In the middle of her dirty deed, she snapped and bit the poor dude's wanker off. Screaming and flailing about, the general accidentially hit "the little red button". As the Russian retalliation should soon commence this is One Fuct Individual signing off.
See like that.
See like that.
brainwashmonkey said:
I heard it on the radio dumbass. 
I'm sorry,what were you saying? Something about you being a dumbassed skin flute smoken virgin. ..and yes,YOU can be a peter puffer and still be a virgin.
SHADDAP!
brainwashmonkey said:
And yes, Geht, we all realize that you are the prime example.
God smiles on your pathetic piss brain ideas. 
God smiles on your pathetic piss brain ideas.
Fuck,just hit the Discovery Channel now and then.
I can't remember the movie that was from.
That's the one...thanx.
Fret not Barney,one day you'll geht a raise for doing a better job scubbin' sewers....maybe. Besides,till then,you can have your mom tell you some biology stories while she's washing your ass once spring rolls around again.
Shit...My bad,Barney. I shouldn't be banging your mom...I mean talkin' shit about her. I just assumed that she made it passed the fifth grade,and has a grasp of what Evolutionary Biology is.
Fret not Barney,one day you'll geht a raise for doing a better job scubbin' sewers....maybe. Besides,till then,you can have your mom tell you some biology stories while she's washing your ass once spring rolls around again.
Shit...My bad,Barney. I shouldn't be banging your mom...I mean talkin' shit about her. I just assumed that she made it passed the fifth grade,and has a grasp of what Evolutionary Biology is.
brainwashmonkey said:
You should have also assumed that since I have the pope on my avatar, that I don't beleive that humans came from monkeys. Oops, the thinking thing again.
The Pope frowns upon your supreme retardation: To Hell with you.
The Pope frowns upon your supreme retardation: To Hell with you.
By EWE,I mean;The sheep of the female kind. STFU and follow the rest of the herd. You dont mind being deaf,dumb,and blind,do you?
um.. anyways, i vote while being their dumb selves. cuz PMS falls into that category too. ya, that's right periods are dumb! because they have a form of mental capacity that can be categorized as dumb. *nods knowingly*
of course i've never PMS'd before, so i'd imagine if i were to be a part of the women who end up annihilating the earth, it would merely be because of my sadistic needs. of course it'd be kind hard to get pleasure from the destruction of everyone.. if that includes me. but i think there'd be a little period in there before my, and everyone elses death where i'd be quite content! =D
of course i've never PMS'd before, so i'd imagine if i were to be a part of the women who end up annihilating the earth, it would merely be because of my sadistic needs. of course it'd be kind hard to get pleasure from the destruction of everyone.. if that includes me. but i think there'd be a little period in there before my, and everyone elses death where i'd be quite content! =D
Jeez, you sure YOU'RE not the one on the rag? Cause you sound like a little whiny bitch....not gettin' any? (Male PMS = no sex)
You're just mad because women own you and you are too dumb to realize it. Women will never cause an armegeddon, we'll have a man do it for us.
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You're just mad because women own you and you are too dumb to realize it. Women will never cause an armegeddon, we'll have a man do it for us.
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