We are a collective of people who believe in freedom of speech, the rights of individuals, and free pancakes! We share our lives, struggles, frustrations, successes, joys, and prescribe to our own special brand of humor and insanity. If you are looking for a great place to hang out, make new friends, find new nemeses, and just be yourself, WTF.com is your new home.
This just in. After convincing his wife that "hummer week" was here, a top UN security general fired off three nuclear war heads at Moscow. In a bit of Security office antics, the generals wife was all giddy at first about the upcoming taste of man meat, but things went sour quickly as she went to town. In the middle of her dirty deed, she snapped and bit the poor dude's wanker off. Screaming and flailing about, the general accidentially hit "the little red button". As the Russian retalliation should soon commence this is One Fuct Individual signing off.
Fret not Barney,one day you'll geht a raise for doing a better job scubbin' sewers....maybe. Besides,till then,you can have your mom tell you some biology stories while she's washing your ass once spring rolls around again.
Shit...My bad,Barney. I shouldn't be banging your mom...I mean talkin' shit about her. I just assumed that she made it passed the fifth grade,and has a grasp of what Evolutionary Biology is.
um.. anyways, i vote while being their dumb selves. cuz PMS falls into that category too. ya, that's right periods are dumb! because they have a form of mental capacity that can be categorized as dumb. *nods knowingly*
of course i've never PMS'd before, so i'd imagine if i were to be a part of the women who end up annihilating the earth, it would merely be because of my sadistic needs. of course it'd be kind hard to get pleasure from the destruction of everyone.. if that includes me. but i think there'd be a little period in there before my, and everyone elses death where i'd be quite content! =D
Women are evil, conniving bitches that will cause armeggodon becuase they are tired of dealing with stupid ass men and thier stupid ass bullshyte. Excluding a few good men, that pretty much sums it up.
Jeez, you sure YOU'RE not the one on the rag? Cause you sound like a little whiny bitch....not gettin' any? (Male PMS = no sex)
You're just mad because women own you and you are too dumb to realize it. Women will never cause an armegeddon, we'll have a man do it for us.