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Women Suck.....

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The general population of women suck. Why won't a woman just tell you in plain and understandable term what is going on...? Simple!! They want to get upset with you to blame their own down faults on you. Most women have seen their mothers do this with their B/F's or husbands and have accepted it as a reasonable and legitimate practice. ALL BS....


PS. DAM YOU NON-STRAIGHT FORWARD WOMEN!

Any women who would like to comment...please do so and correct me...


M'Kay
 
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Pity women can't post in here.

I guess it's my duty to give you the obligatory welcome.

Ah, fuck it. Too lazy.
 
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Maybe it's Andrea with a male account this time.

Just a thought. :happysad:
 

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F_IT_ALL said:
The general population of women suck. Why won't a woman just tell you in plain and understandable term what is going on...? Simple!! They want to get upset with you to blame their own down faults on you. Most women have seen their mothers do this with their B/F's or husbands and have accepted it as a reasonable and legitimate practice. ALL BS....
Because stereotypical dopes like yourself aren't smart enough to understand.
 

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Because stereotypical dopes like yourself aren't smart enough to understand.

Ah and I'd imagine you are soft and supple and obey/understand all women...
 

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Explain yourself dull
I think you just proved my point.
F_IT_ALL said:
Ah and I'd imagine you are soft and supple and obey/understand all women...
That's a whimsical thought, but obviously not what I meant.

I'm not naive enough to stereotype all women for the actions of a few though.
 

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I think you just proved my point.That's a whimsical thought, but obviously not what I meant.

I'm not naive enough to stereotype all women for the actions of a few though.


GD I love this site!!!

When I meet a female that doesn't fit this mold I will cease all gender based stereotyping. As far as you go if I met you in a bar, I'd have to say your pussy whipped and walk you out side.
 

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Well aren't you the model internet alpha male.

Also, you're*
 

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lol, your not exactly clever...

And thanks for the corrrection?.!)
 

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you're*


Explain how I've proven myself to be "not exactly clever." I'd be willing to bet that you can't.


You obviusly have a poor outlook on women, it's no wonder they're bitchy towards you.
 

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F_IT_ALL said:
The general population of women suck. Why won't a woman just tell you in plain and understandable term what is going on...? Simple!! They want to get upset with you to blame their own down faults on you. Most women have seen their mothers do this with their B/F's or husbands and have accepted it as a reasonable and legitimate practice. ALL BS....


PS. DAM YOU NON-STRAIGHT FORWARD WOMEN!

Any women who would like to comment...please do so and correct me...


M'Kay
Your anwser was posted by _Kitana_
Why Women Are Crabby


We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs.

Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (if he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learn to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we're having Rosemary's Baby. Our once flat bellies now look like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee in our pants every time we sneeze. When the big moment arrives, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions will invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we'll waddle with our big cartoon feet moaning in pain all the way to the ER. Then it's huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more (or 10) good push," warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the bastard (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb bowling ball through a keyhole.

After that, it's time to raise those angels only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morph into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.

The teen years. Need I say more? The kids are almost grown now and we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our mid-30s to early 40s while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday (which just happens to be the reason all that early hot man sex got you pregnant in the first place).

Now we hit the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take the HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.

Now, you ask why women seem to be more spiteful than men when men get off so easy including the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...

Now I love being a woman but "Womanhood" would make the Great Ghandi a tad crabby.

Women are the "weaker sex"? Yeah right. Bite me!!
 

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junglizm said:
Well you are the internet alpha male.

Also, you're*

I was hoping you'd come back with something clever and colorfull....but no

Get some life in ya old man...drink a tonic, get your wife something to drink....what ever does it for ya



As for the last comment.....Thanks for that. I have a better understanding of why I wouldn't like to be a female.

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I don't think the F IT ALL guy gets it...he wouldn't be here if not for women...plus...how can you NOT like women? they do you! maybe he's a homosexual...
 
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dull_bullet said:
I don't think the F IT ALL guy gets it...he wouldn't be here if not for women...plus...how can you NOT like women? they do you! maybe he's a homosexual...
Maybe he's like MagicHobo.
 
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