EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
Women want equal rights. My theory on the matter is that if they don't get paid as much as a man, it's just the companies way of deducting pay for all the services they are rendered for free.... doors held open, dinner paid for, pulling out of chairs, movie tickets bought, six weeks of vacation for getting knocked up. If a woman ever did that for a man, he'd prollaly be a giggalo, like our good friend Gehtfuct. So I say give them equal rights, if they do a good job, we get to smack them on the ass. We should be able to fart, belch and commit any other form of lewd behavior without their shitty looks or crappy comments. We should get to tell sex stories at work without being charged for sexual harrassment. A punch on the shoulder is a "Hello honey", instead of a "Hello jail time".