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dustinzgirl

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HavokChylde said:
Mmm. Strawberries and cheap wine.


I just did that a few weekends ago.

Throw in some candles, then you have a romantic evening.
fyi guys: when we have a romantic evening, women know exactly how cheap you are. We just make a big deal out of it because you guys tried. My idea of romantic evenings would cost CL in the several hundreds of dollars. His cost about fifty bucks. LMAO
 

Havok

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Hehe, indeed.

I could take my girlfriend to a hockey game, and it would be more romantic, just as long as I spent 600 dollars on it.


My last romantic evening wasn't fifty bucks though. *sighs*

Try 250. And it was really for nothing. Otherwise I wouldn't be asking Miss Cleo's disfunctional students for advice on shitty females.

Oh well. I will find a diamond in the rocks someday.
 

MaxPower

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HavokChylde said:
Really?

Seriously I'll try it.

When is this festival, and where is it...?
I don't know when it will be next, but they usually have it near boston
 

Havok

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Hmm. We're having the Bocktoberfest (Shinerbock, not sure if anyone else has that, I think it's local brew only.)

This fest is coming up right on my birthday, So I'm prepared to forget 2 days of my life.
 

MaxPower

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HavokChylde said:
Hmm. We're having the Bocktoberfest (Shinerbock, not sure if anyone else has that, I think it's local brew only.)

This fest is coming up right on my birthday, So I'm prepared to forget 2 days of my life.
YO!
Shiner Bock is the shit! I used to have it all the time when I went down to Belton and sugarland TX.
I also have a friend down there that ships it to me.
That is also the inspiration for a site that I have a domain for and plan to start up soon beerswapper.com My idea is a forum where people from around the world can geht together to talk about beers from all over and beer related stuff. There is also going to be a forum area where users can coordinate beer trades with eachother. I would have no part in the actual trading, so I don't have to worry about it. Then I was thinking of also selling beerswapper.com Logo items like bottle openers, hats, beer mugs, etc.

::Max thinks to self::Ahhh shiner
 

Havok

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MaxPower said:
YO!
Shiner Bock is the shit! I used to have it all the time when I went down to Belton and sugarland TX.
I also have a friend down there that ships it to me.
That is also the inspiration for a site that I have a domain for and plan to start up soon beerswapper.com My idea is a forum where people from around the world can geht together to talk about beers from all over and beer related stuff. There is also going to be a forum area where users can coordinate beer trades with eachother. I would have no part in the actual trading, so I don't have to worry about it. Then I was thinking of also selling beerswapper.com Logo items like bottle openers, hats, beer mugs, etc.

::Max thinks to self::Ahhh shiner

Sounds like a plan. Don't forget to include any other alcoholic substance. Wines, liquors, etc. That opens the site up to alot more people. Perhaps it'll bring some sophistication to it as well...?

There's alot of good ideas within that main good idea. Alot of expansion possiblities. Hmm. You got me thinkin about it. I need a beer. I'll ponder this more for the rest of the day.



:thumbsup:
 

UnChew

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i can't believe there are Cookie intolerants because of the misture of flour and sugar, thats very weird... anyway LONG LIVE THE COOKIES!
 

Icarus

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This is why I never start threads.

:thumbsup:

So "Romantic Evenings" are bullshit? Damn. And I always thought it was "a heartbreaker" to cook for women.

Damn... There goes like... any thought I ever had of learning to cook in the slightest. From now on, it's microwave all the way.
 

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NoSubstance said:
This is why I never start threads.

:thumbsup:

So "Romantic Evenings" are bullshit? Damn. And I always thought it was "a heartbreaker" to cook for women.

Damn... There goes like... any thought I ever had of learning to cook in the slightest. From now on, it's microwave all the way.

Hell Microwave is practically home cooking. Take em to KFC.
 

Icarus

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Cereally.

"Aww, that's so sweet. You nuked a hot dog."

"Anything for you, baby. Anything for you."
 

Havok

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Oh yeah.

"baby! baby! turn it! the hot dog's splitting!"

Oh yeah. I see these tragedies every day.

Don't play around with microwaves. You'll get split hot dogs. Sometimes they'll sorta resemble UnChew's 1 incher.
 

Icarus

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[/WalkThroughTheOpenDoorToInnuendo]

I left that one wide open. Well done.
 

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HavokChylde said:
Hell Microwave is practically home cooking. Take em to KFC.
mcdonalds is romantic,just slap a candle on the dashboard of the car and hit the drivethru :thumbsup:
 

Havok

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I'm sorry bro. I set you up, and waited, waited, but not even an edit out of you. It's ok. We'll get it next time.








Hehe. It's the "innuendo alley-oop."
 

Icarus

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Heh. In retrospect... yes, that was my bad. I'm tired, and listening to a new CD (which can sometimes be draining for me).

Next time indeed.
 

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Unforgiven said:
romantic evening:

porn video, lotion, and right hand.

nuff said :)
Five finger knuckle shufflin for you tonight.......

You do what U gotta......right! :thumbsup: