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For those of you who aren't yet aware, Hell isn't actually a place with fire and brimstone, demons, et cetera and so on.

For me, at this moment, Hell is actually an overly air-conditioned office, with 4 ringing lines, and tenants coming in to pay rent 2 days late, asking, "durr, why do I have to pay late fees, durr?"

Because the rent was due on the first of the month and today is the third, stupid! Remember your lease? You signed it! You can't even fake illiteracy because we fucking read it to you! :sword:

Okay, I feel better now.
Once more into the breach.
 

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switch_scribe said:
For those of you who aren't yet aware, Hell isn't actually a place with fire and brimstone, demons, et cetera and so on.

For me, at this moment, Hell is actually an overly air-conditioned office, with 4 ringing lines, and tenants coming in to pay rent 2 days late, asking, "durr, why do I have to pay late fees, durr?"

Because the rent was due on the first of the month and today is the third, stupid! Remember your lease? You signed it! You can't even fake illiteracy because we fucking read it to you! :sword:

Okay, I feel better now.
Once more into the breach.
i know how u feel..i have to deal with old people......old russian people.....this is a russian "area" of northeast philadelphia.....i have to explain to them that they can't get a special "im Russian" discount or why they can't use foodstamps to buy jewelry....
 

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DIZNUTS said:
i know how u feel..i have to deal with old people......old russian people.....this is a russian "area" of northeast philadelphia.....i have to explain to them that they can't get a special "im Russian" discount or why they can't use foodstamps to buy jewelry....



FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!

GIVE US DAS JEWELRY!!!
 

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Just forget the reciepts and stash the cash. That ended up happening and a few of my friends got evicted because of it.
 

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rofl... I comprehend a bit of german... can't speak a word though ;)

just tell the late people "If it happens again we're going to have to send hitmen out looking for you, rather than just late fees" in a cool, calm, deep voice... lol
 

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Just forget the receipts and stash the cash. That ended up happening and a few of my friends got evicted because of it.

hmm. I'd win both ways - more $$ for me, and fewer annoying tenants. Or at least a greater rotation of them. I like this plan. :cool: :thumbsup:
 

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For those of you who aren't yet aware, Hell isn't actually a place with fire and brimstone, demons, et cetera and so on.

I agree, this reality is hell. Some places just have better air conditioning than others.

Work is just the torture people imagine demons give you, well actually many of bosses would fit that mold anyways! You're right though, Work is Hell.
 

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Dude volcom stfu. APparently your 35 and you work at mcdoanlds, just look at your profile..

Occupation:
work at mcdonalds


And apparently you listin to rap..
Hate it or love it-50 cent, thegame

Plz stfu n gtfo you 35 year old trapped ina 9 year olds body...