First of all, let me say that most of my bitching will be based on where I work. I work at an Albertsons Gas Station, in a mini-mart. The first of my rants will be based on tobacco. Now, I do enjoy the occasional cigar, but throughout my life, I have looked upon smoking cigarettes as a disgusting, low class habit. While working there, and being around them all day, smelling the different flavored tobaccos (menthol cigarettes and chewing tobacco) I feel this urge to buy them. Alot of this is also because I sell about 8 cartons of Malboro reds and 4 cartons on lights, and it pisses me off. Its like, peer pressure by association. And, on the topic of cigarettes, I still have two more bitches. First, I'm tired of people who like really odd, non-name brand cigarettes, and get all butt-hurt when we don't have them. Like "Do you have Muhab Mubootoo Menthal Lights?" ......".....Ummm......noo....." followed by them responding "OH MY GOD, WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!?!" followed by me "Its a place to buy shit and go home." If you like some odd brand of cigarettes, when you find a place that carries them, GO THERE. And if they closed before you got there, tough shit. Take your nicotine withdraw caused anger somewhere else, cause when I get mad, I get stabby! Second, stupid little kids.... if you aren't 18, get a fake ID, cause I'm not going to fall for some stupid "I left my ID at home, I'll bring it by later" or "Come on man, I wont tell anyone." I mean, come on. Who hasn't used that line before? Shit, its not like I'm going to risk a $1800 fine because you want to buy cigarettes. I mean, for attempting to buy them without atleast a fake ID, and putting me at risk for a bankrupting fine, I should get to bring you back out behind the building and get to beat you half to death with a sack full of oranges. Anyway, thats rant number one. Just wait till number two or three.