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Workers and Waffles!

JLXC

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I work at a hotel, yeah it's right under my info. I deal with hundreds of blue collar guys from pavers to electricians to carpenters and on and on. We have a waffle machine with a sign asking them to read the instructions next to it. The instructions are

1. Pour 1 cup into waffle iron.
2. Gently flip the handle so the timer counts down
3. Take out the waffle when it beeps

I am fucking staggered by the number of people who cannot accomplish this without my personal intervention!!! These are the people who make roads and buildings, but the instructions above are just too much for these idiots!

If you don't follow 2 correctly the stupid iron beeps like mad to let you know you're doing it wrong. Yet there are idiots who just sit in front of it until I show them how to do it with it beeping very loud right in their face. Like anyone would make a product that beeped loudly while in operation just to let you know I guess? :mad:

These geniuses required us to make yet more signs because they think they can think. They pour 2 cups in because more is better, and of course half of it goes freaking everywhere. Or they close the lid when done, when there's a big fucking sign with red letters telling them not to do that.

I've literally had entire crews line up, one AFTER the other, watch me show the guy in front the deal, and then not know it in the 2 minutes 30 seconds it took to get there. Over a dozen guys in a row sat there with it beeping until I told them to follow step 2. I thought they were fucking with me, but after listening to them talk I realized it was all too real, they were fucktards of high standing.

It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people are.
 

Rurrouni

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Maybe you should go somewhere where everyone isn't a complete moron >_>
 

JLXC

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Rurrouni said:
Maybe you should go somewhere where everyone isn't a complete moron >_>
Do you happen to have a spacecraft ready? I'd really like to get off this rock.
 

Rurrouni

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If I had a spacecraft ready you think I would be anywhere close to this miserable planet. But I do agree that maybe the only way to get away from all the morons in the world. Living in the wild can be much better then having to deal with complete morons day in day out.
 

JLXC

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Rurrouni said:
If I had a spacecraft ready you think I would be anywhere close to this miserable planet. But I do agree that maybe the only way to get away from all the morons in the world. Living in the wild can be much better then having to deal with complete morons day in day out.
I did that for a month or so, living in the wild that is. It was heaven on earth not to deal with the everyday loser. Nobody trying to kill me with their reckless driving, no stupid questions, ahhhhh... If I didn't have a family and responsibility, I'd still be there.
 

Rurrouni

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hehe I hear what you saying, though I hated the boy scouts because I find them to be stuck up snobs most of the time, camping was fun, especially when we didnt go on set areas and just pitched anywhere. One day when I become a little bit more serious about Martial Arts I will most likely try to train up in the mountians. With todays world it's hard to get up unless your tricky which I can be at times but I could careless as long as I have fun doing it. If something pisses me off I would just quit and most likely beat the crap out of someone (I dont get pissed often but I can get EXTREMELY violent)
 

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JLXC said:
Do you happen to have a spacecraft ready? I'd really like to get off this rock.


The Terran Valkyrie may be a good fit. It's an interceptor, so naturally it's fast.

It can also carry Banshee cannons. Shooting a trailer with one of those is like frying an ant with a mile wide magnifying glass.

Oh, and it carries Hornet missles. They swarm around in packs of four or eight, and can take out a couple dozen inbred hillbillies in a matter of seconds.

It's only $4,000,000,000 in real life. Actually, it doesn't exist.

But eBay is giving out a special offer that allows you to buy Descent: FreeSpace - The Great War for $10 and get a Valkyrie FREE! The only problem is that it's virtual.

Hell, at least you can fantasize about getting off Earth...

Then again, after you beat the game, you'll want humans to stay here for all eternity. If you think that Harlem was violent in the early nineties, space is about 3 billion times more violent every day! And we're lucky not to have been killed yet!

Cock your glocks, we're moving out!

P.S.: After I beat the game I discovered that space truly sucks ass, and peraps a cock here or there. You're much better off on Earth.
 

el crotcho

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How the hell do people not know how to use a fucking waffle iron? could they really actually be that retarded?