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World destruction club

Dzodzo

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listen, i've got one really good plan to destroy the world
here's the picture:


the point is in inserting six hydrogen bombs with a load of about 1 teraton each on different poles of earth and then blowing it all so the Earth will be torn apart and the life as we know it will end in the silence of space
now i need you to stop smiling and help me in getting those 6 bombs
 
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:thumbsup: Sure let me go check my pantry.

I'm sure there are four sitting in there, then we just need to make a quick trip to the store, and we'll have six!
 

Dzodzo

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great, i'll let you click one red button
 
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Well that isn't smart at all.

If I were you I'd have all the bombs connected to the same button.

Otherwise, we might have one button geht lost, then we'd have but a chunk of the world left that hasn't been demolished.


Tsk tsk.

Poor planner. :thumbsdn:
 

Bullshyt

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I'll make sure that we don't lose any of the buttons. :thumbsup:
 

Bullshyt

Devil Without A Cause
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You should already have one...but if you live in San Fran then I suppose you would want somebody else's as well.
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Dzodzo said:
listen, i've got one really good plan to destroy the world
here's the picture:


the point is in inserting six hydrogen bombs with a load of about 1 teraton each on different poles of earth and then blowing it all so the Earth will be torn apart and the life as we know it will end in the silence of space
now i need you to stop smiling and help me in getting those 6 bombs
Um, yeah, you can buy some H-bombs from russia at about 10-20 g/per, so the real task is transporting them across the earth without getting your ass kicked. You need a commercial plane or something and man power. And this isnt a b/t thread. so im sending it to chat.
 
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Bullshyt said:
You should already have one...but if you live in San Fran then I suppose you would want somebody else's as well.

hahahahaha, nice, repped!
 

Dzodzo

Suicide Bunny
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for the time being i managed to change my avatar, now i'm 1337 ...
the next job will be getting those tiny cute doomsday devices - a bit harder i must agree
 

_Kitana_

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Before you guys flame him... LOL...

It was a bomb, i just couldn't help it decided to change it to a bunny...

It was just a random joke
 

Dzodzo

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Bullshyt said:
Well, we all knows what he dreams about at night...
it's too hard for me to explain what i dream about at night but to make it easy - raping bunnies, fucking nice young boys into ass till they bleed, get some virgin, behead her, fuck into the throat and then vomit there ... but hey doc, i'm not crazy, i just see things :D
 

Dzodzo

Suicide Bunny
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_Kitana_ said:
Before you guys flame him... LOL...

It was a bomb, i just couldn't help it decided to change it to a bunny...

It was just a random joke
hey i'll change the bunny av back to bomb but i'll leave the bunny in the sig, it roXX!!!
 

Jung

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_Kitana_ said:
Before you guys flame him... LOL...

It was a bomb, i just couldn't help it decided to change it to a bunny...

It was just a random joke
Yeah, I saw his original, but it's still fun to call people furries. :thumbsup:
 

_Kitana_

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junglizm said:
Yeah, I saw his original, but it's still fun to call people furries. :thumbsup:
well he did like the little bunny in the sig.
 

Bullshyt

Devil Without A Cause
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Dzodzo said:
it's too hard for me to explain what i dream about at night but to make it easy - raping bunnies, fucking nice young boys into ass till they bleed, get some virgin, behead her, fuck into the throat and then vomit there ... but hey doc, i'm not crazy, i just see things :D


You see an awful lot of things.