Just thought I'd let you know that I have the world's dumbest dog at my house. He forgets me -- after two minutes of looking directly at me. He seriously will forget who I am and start barking at me until I do something akin to kicking the sack of crap and fur. *nods sagely* He's a total moron. His premier activities are barking at air, screeching into walls, and barking at me. Whether or not I've recently been around.
Pictures will ensue if I can get him to do something -really- dumb, like fall in the pool. Again.
Pictures will ensue if I can get him to do something -really- dumb, like fall in the pool. Again.