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Worst addiction Of Them All

Mr Cliche

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Now, I have come to notice that there is an addiction worse than alcoholism, drugs, smoking, the whole shebang. It isn't necessarily bad for you, but I haven't researched enough to find out the dangerous side-effects. I do understand, though, that it may send you blind! Yep, that's right, it's wanking. Has anyone been able to quit wanking for a few days, maybe a week at a time? Does anyone know how to quite? Maybe there are orgasm tablets you can buy? I just need help, here!
 

BrIONwoshMunky

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
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Mr Cliche said:
Now, I have come to notice that there is an addiction worse than alcoholism, drugs, smoking, the whole shebang. It isn't necessarily bad for you, but I haven't researched enough to find out the dangerous side-effects. I do understand, though, that it may send you blind! Yep, that's right, it's wanking. Has anyone been able to quit wanking for a few days, maybe a week at a time? Does anyone know how to quite? Maybe there are orgasm tablets you can buy? I just need help, here!

Just use lube and don't worry!
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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Mr Cliche said:
Now, I have come to notice that there is an addiction worse than alcoholism, drugs, smoking, the whole shebang. It isn't necessarily bad for you, but I haven't researched enough to find out the dangerous side-effects. I do understand, though, that it may send you blind! Yep, that's right, it's wanking. Has anyone been able to quit wanking for a few days, maybe a week at a time? Does anyone know how to quite? Maybe there are orgasm tablets you can buy? I just need help, here!
Chicks. Chicks that like sex. And a bottle of Wild Turkey.
I prescribe one date with a real woman. Don't call me in the morning.
 

Hypertron

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MaxPower said:
Chicks. Chicks that like sex. And a bottle of Wild Turkey.
I prescribe one date with a real woman. Don't call me in the morning.

listen to Dr. Max
 

gehtfuct

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Mr Cliche said:
Now, I have come to notice that there is an addiction worse than alcoholism, drugs, smoking, the whole shebang. It isn't necessarily bad for you, but I haven't researched enough to find out the dangerous side-effects. I do understand, though, that it may send you blind! Yep, that's right, it's wanking. Has anyone been able to quit wanking for a few days, maybe a week at a time? Does anyone know how to quite? Maybe there are orgasm tablets you can buy? I just need help, here!
Well,you'll go blind. That's why Max has the nickname of "Ol' One Eye",or was it brown eye?
Just think about your Aunt Bob when you geht a woody. If that doesn't help,seek help.
You could just go find a female,ask her to give you a hand with your problem.
If you talk nice to her,she might geht excited,and let you touch this.
 

_Kitana_

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Mr Cliche said:
Now, I have come to notice that there is an addiction worse than alcoholism, drugs, smoking, the whole shebang. It isn't necessarily bad for you, but I haven't researched enough to find out the dangerous side-effects. I do understand, though, that it may send you blind! Yep, that's right, it's wanking. Has anyone been able to quit wanking for a few days, maybe a week at a time? Does anyone know how to quite? Maybe there are orgasm tablets you can buy? I just need help, here!

i have gone about 4 months with out masturbating or sex.

not that i recomand doing that
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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_Kitana_ said:
i have gone about 4 months with out masturbating or sex.

not that i recomand doing that

You must be extremely on edge. :thumbsdn:
 

rcarhar

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MaxPower said:
Don't call me in the morning.
LOL'ed

The only cure for an addiction is a new one to replace it.
 

Jung

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_Kitana_ said:
i have gone about 4 months with out masturbating or sex.

not that i recomand doing that
That explains a lot. :cool: