Fuck, I have this friend, she's always complaining about being depressed. She's always "attempting suicide" It would be horrible for me to be complaining about her if it was actually true. Hah! She would never have the balls to even scratch herself. She's always whining about how she only gets to see her parents after 7 because they work late. That's like the best family situation I've heard of since the god dammned brady bunch. Then she complains about her lack of boyfriends, and tells me that she'll kill herself if I don't find somebody that likes her. I tell her to fuck off and she starts bawling, telling me how sorry she was and that she knew she was a bad friend. I think fuck it, whatever. But the whole thing starts over again. It just takes too much effort to confront her about being such a stupid whore, so I just ignore her all day. Then, (she's a popular bitch) She makes me out to be the bitchy one to all her friends. She told them shit about me telling her to kill herself. So now, my best friend Ariel has ditched me, wondering how I could be such a cold bitch. God DAMMIT I wish I had a shotgun.
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Worst friend ever. Hah! not.
- Thread starter Desdemona
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i once had a friend whom youve almost nearly described, she's turned out fine as of now, and is over all those thoughts. Perhaps this will not determine how your situation will turn out, but in my case, everything was alright, and with little support from outsiders.
like ron said, dont give her any attention, if she comes up to you say "im busy hold on" and then ignore her for awhile. She will get over it.
and then give her some 
. Then you can be I never said that nobody liked her. Damnit! Now you've gone and confused me! Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure that it's intelligent.buckweed said:Dont use the Dildo to fuck her. Beat that bitch to death with it. Cos if "no-one likes her" how is she so popular then. Obviously people like her. So tell her crawl in the sewer she was born in and DIE!!
there's worse.. there's MUCH worseShrOomie said:
"this is my 200th post"
and anything by anubis 485 or kyle_is_god
"Gobbles"
any of the posts where people bitch about not having girl/boyfriends
and basically anything Kitana touches...
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