Fuck, I have this friend, she's always complaining about being depressed. She's always "attempting suicide" It would be horrible for me to be complaining about her if it was actually true. Hah! She would never have the balls to even scratch herself. She's always whining about how she only gets to see her parents after 7 because they work late. That's like the best family situation I've heard of since the god dammned brady bunch. Then she complains about her lack of boyfriends, and tells me that she'll kill herself if I don't find somebody that likes her. I tell her to fuck off and she starts bawling, telling me how sorry she was and that she knew she was a bad friend. I think fuck it, whatever. But the whole thing starts over again. It just takes too much effort to confront her about being such a stupid whore, so I just ignore her all day. Then, (she's a popular bitch) She makes me out to be the bitchy one to all her friends. She told them shit about me telling her to kill herself. So now, my best friend Ariel has ditched me, wondering how I could be such a cold bitch. God DAMMIT I wish I had a shotgun.