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Would you hit it?

Which one would you hit?

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Descent

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I got COMPLETELY SICK of all the crappy B&T threads, so I started something new, out of pure, concentrated, boredom.

Pick the most "fuckable" one. This was a running gag we had going at Tech Camp, so I think you guys may enjoy it.


Name: Faraleth

Age: 28

Race: Gen 'Mo Kai

Origin: UT2004

Why hello there. I'm looking for a human male/female to FUCK. You can call me at (666)WAR-RIOR.

Little known fact: Epic Games rendered human genetalia on these guys. Don't believe me? Open up UT2004, go into Antalus, and type "suicide" in the console on a small hill. It takes a bit, but you'll either see a human vagina or a brown wrinkly nutsack when their legs spread open.

EDIT: I GOT ME THE GENETALIA PIC. I thought I lost it when my Seagate died.

Hard to see, it was taken on my old TI4200 card :(.




Name: Vo'tion

Race: Vasudan (A.K.A. The Chris Rocks of the alien world, the covenants being Richie Pryor)

Origin: FreeSpace

Hi! I'm Vo'tion. I'm a cute, 18 year old Vasudan chick ready to fufill your wildest fantasies!

I'm cheerful, funny, peaceful, and I'm 8' tall and I can pick you up by the head if you want some raunchy sex. You can reach me at: (800)DED-GAME.



Name: Proti

Race: Protoss

Origin: StarCraft

Hi there! I'm a horny little Protoss who wants a real FUCK. I have glowing blue eyes, a pretty smile, and LOTS of glowing yellow blue crystals and shit.

You can call me at (666)WoW-NERD.

So what are you waiting for? Pick your dream girl now!
 
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Roffe Lemfaou

A frothy wiff of bliss.
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Well, I could probably make time for them all but...

Faraleth's juices are unrivaled.

Btw ingenious thread idea I laughed uproariously.
 
Descent

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You're back, Scott!

YAY! Her juices ARE unrivaled, because she has a human vagina, thanks to Cliff Brezinski.
 
Descent

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Did you see the E3 pics?
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Uh-huh. It's bridged the gap between games and reality!

Now we can see her juices in full blown realism...

Enough thread crapping. Onward!
 
Havok

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Can't you guys private message the rest of this conversation?

I'm freakin out.
 
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Smoke

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Disgusting, Jstager masturbates to pictures of Jurassic Park...
Great, what we need in this world, another sicko.
 
Descent

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Smoke said:
Disgusting, Jstager masturbates to pictures of Jurassic Park...
Great, what we need in this world, another sicko.
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Nah, I'm just the Interwebnetzalienwhore master.

In real life, it's AzN's :p.
 
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Descent said:
Nah, I'm just the Interwebnetzalienwhore master.

In real life, it's AzN's :p.
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um i think you meant the Interwebnetzalienwhore pimp.....
 
MaxPower

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Non of the above. I'd bang the borg chix0r from star trex0r Voyager. Or Princess Leia from Star wars, but only if she wears that gold bikini for me and screams "You're my big daddy Jeddi!!!"
 
Descent

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Max said:
Non of the above. I'd bang the borg chix0r from star trex0r Voyager. Or Princess Leia from Star wars, but only if she wears that gold bikini for me and screams "You're my big daddy Jeddi!!!"
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