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Would You Rather...

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Evil Fluffy says: I PEE IN YOUR SHOES!
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This is a game where you have to choose one of the options. You cannot choose both! Then after you answer you must ask a question in the same "would you rather...or..." way.


Would you rather

Live in a world where nobody cleans up after his dog

or

everybody, including you, has to do it bare-handed?
 

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if everyone did it bare handed.. all the time.. people would become accustomed to it...
 

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ok would you rather.........
live alone for eternity

or

be married to someone you hate for life?
 

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burned.. its prolly quicker...

lick someones eyeball or have your eyeball licked...
 
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Have my eyeball licked.

Be short and chubby, or tall and skeletal?
 
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I'm already tall and skeletal.:happysad:

Get shot by a plutonium-infused bullet or a clove of garlic?
 
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Get shot by a plutonim-infused bullet. :happysad:

Be skinned alive

or

Be slowly stabbed over and over again until you die?
 
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this is exactly like this or that... but

be slowly stabbed

kill your best friend, or have him/her kill you?
 
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Have my best friend kill me.

Would you rather:

Be extremely smart, but have a black heart

or

Be a little on the dumb side, but have a heart of gold?
 

Stardust

Being naked just feels so a-peeling
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I'm already a bit dumb but I have a heart of gold



you rather be loved by everyone for your looks
or
loved by some by your brain ?
 
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loved by someone for my brain


would you rather be admired by those you lhate or feared by those you love?
 
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Admired by those I hate.

Would you rather:

Be with someone who's extremely unattractive but treats you like a king/queen

or

Someone who's extremely attractive but treats you like dirt?
 
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unattractive

Which is worse, going through your childhood without a friend, or going through your adult life without a friend?
 
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childhood.


sleep with your cousin and get caught

or

catch you sibling sleeping with your cousin?
 

Stardust

Being naked just feels so a-peeling
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latinmaxima said:
childhood.


sleep with your cousin and get caught

or

catch you sibling sleeping with your cousin?

the other one


not having a clue or having all clues?
 

Stardust

Being naked just feels so a-peeling
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lemures! so we all can sing "move it move it"



you would want to be to fat or to thin?
 
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Too fat.

Would you rather:

Live in the same town for the rest of your life,

or

never have a place to call home?