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skylinec

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Unforgiven said:
send bush to iraq, then kill kerry :)

starve to death, or burn to death?
burn cause its faster
1)would you rather have sex with a preist in the church
or
2)have sex with you girlfreind/boyfreind on national T.V.
 

otepsoul

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Skyline-Cobra said:
burn cause its faster
1)would you rather have sex with a preist in the church
or
2)have sex with you girlfreind/boyfreind on national T.V.
have sex with my girl on tv. only if i didnt know there was a camera
 

skylinec

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otepsoul said:
have sex with my girl on tv. only if i didnt know there was a camera
ah yes
otepsoul said:
i cant think of a question
okay i'll make another
would you rather
1)be force feed shit for 15 years
or
2)be force feed cum for 15 years
 

Descent

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Number two. The odds of gehtting sick from cum are much lower than getting sick from shit. Also, you could geht tapeworms from eating shit.

Question:

Would you rather:

1. Geht a paper cut on your dickhole

2. Suck off a horse

(Number two for me. Both suck equally bad, but getting a paper cut on your dickhole would have to be the worst.)
 

skylinec

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2 it takes less time and less painful
would you rather
1)kill your family
or
2)kill your girlfreind
 

Descent

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Kill my girfriend...too bad I don't have one.

Would you rather...

1. Get raped in the ass by a horse

2. Stick your penis into a fan (Yeah, I'm talking a 4000 RPM cooling fan. You know. Like the ones in your computer. Those hurt like hell when you get cut)

For me, it's #2. That would just hurt less.
 

teh anarchist

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could we move from the options that have to do with excruciating pain to the male organ .. I mean I'd have to go with number 2 as well, but damn there has got to be something as difficult to answer without causing massive pain... like

would you rather
1. Fuck your best friend(male if you're a straight male female if you're a straight female)
2. Fuck your parent of the same sex
 

ReiMeishin

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1. I don't have to see my best friend at family gatherings.

Would you rather:
1. Be forced to fight hungry wolves
2. Be forced to crawl across a field of pins on your belly
 

ReiMeishin

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Lets say that there are three hungry wolves, and 20 yards of pins, oh yeah, you have to fight the wolves barehanded.
 

teh anarchist

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hrmmm well then .. I would go with the pins so long as I could wear a cup of some kind to protect the vitals :rolleyes:

edit: oh yea .. new question...

1 Be put nude into a huge plastic ball that could roll around (kinda like those guinea pig ball things but bigger) with leeches

or

2 Be put into a gladiator type situation in an arena with no escape and you're the only one without a weapon (imagine the big burly guys swinging spiked balls on chains)
 

teh anarchist

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both feet

teh anarchist said:
1 Be put nude into a huge plastic ball that could roll around (kinda like those guinea pig ball things but bigger) with leeches

or

2 Be put into a gladiator type situation in an arena with no escape and you're the only one without a weapon (imagine the big burly guys swinging spiked balls on chains)
 

skylinec

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teh anarchist said:
both feet
oh course nude ball to show yourstuff
1)drop your dog off the empire state biulding
or
2) drop yourself off the empire state but have a paracute (with holes all over the parachute)