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would you rather....

fuck_you

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ok this is a game that was played on here a few days ago but i see none is doing that anymore so im continuing it here........

how it works is i ask a question like

would you rather get a flute shoved up your ass hole
or
get your dick cut off with scicors

now answer my question then you ask one
 

gehtfuct

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#2
The flute up the poop chute.

Would you rather...

A: Forever be known as a nobody at WTF.com and change your name to-
Old Salty Ass.

B:Be publicly known as the winner of the Millionth hit at chickswithdicks.com
(you'd be required to publicly accept your winning check$$$)

Deja-Voodoo[/Lame thread]
 

burnleyboy

The Human Shredder
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First one.

Would you rather............

A)Screw your mom

B)Screw your Dad
 

burnleyboy

The Human Shredder
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i tink u missd a word out there so ill say a chick with a n pretend you meant huge pair of knockers.

Would you rather.........
A)Have no knob
B)Have 1 knob, upon your forehead
 

Smoke

Banned - What an Asshat!
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B. Have a knob on teh forehead

Would you rather
A.) Screw your grandma
B.) Screw your dog?
 

burnleyboy

The Human Shredder
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B. I have no dog!!!

Would you rather..............

1)Have a dick and no balls
2)Have balls but no dick
 

Smoke

Banned - What an Asshat!
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A. Dick w/ no balls.
 

extavian

Interstellar Taco Fan
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would you rather:

A: be eating cornflakes in the dark, when suddenly the lights come on to reveal that your bowl is full of old crunchy scabs

or

B: Watch the President give a speech

personally i'd go for a.
 

icka

fuckoffanddiekthx!
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B. the preseident makes me giggle with his stupidity

would you rather

a. get your mouth fucked once a day

or

b. or get your ass fucked once a day
 

gurlgonewild

Was machen Sie?
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heh, that ez.
A. mmm hmmm!

Would you rather...

a) Lose your eyesight?
b) Lose your hearing?
 

ChilianFuckFace

Banned - What an Asshat!
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b) Lose your hearing

Would you rather:

a) be paralyze from the waist up?

b) be paralyze from the waist down?
 

skylinec

Somewhere in the Between
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#13
if you were from waist up you would be a vegetable. up cause i want a dick
would you rather

a)kill your parents
or
b) kill you significant other
 

ferengi

Yay fire!
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#14
parents.

would you rather
A) get kicked in the nuts by a horse
or
B) have your arms ripped off by some type of industrial machinery
 
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well .. would the horse make you infertile? if not then A if so then B

would you rather
A) get a millimeter wide needle stuck through your dick (or clit)
or
B) get anal from an elephant (in very literal terms)
 

gurlgonewild

Was machen Sie?
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A. ppl get piercings down there...so its bearable.

Would you rather....Waste your life:

a) drunk
b) or stupid
 

Clutchtwice

_ потерял душу _
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gurlgonewild said:
A. ppl get piercings down there...so its bearable.

Would you rather....Waste your life:

a) drunk
b) or stupid
Stupid,.. longer life span..maybe

A. Would you rather be hung?

B. Or burried alive?
 

skylinec

Somewhere in the Between
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#19
i pick B).
would you rather

B) Geht anal from a sex crazed monkey
or
A) Geht anal from your dad
 

magnolia

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hm... neither. monkeys are cute, but I wouldn't want one up my ass. And if it was in my mom it isn't goin in me.

Would you rather:

a) find out you were HIV positive and u are going to die a very painful death in the near future
b)sit and rot in prison for the rest of your life with only a cell mate named Bubba for company.