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Discuss Write a good one liner!

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RedOctober

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My idea is about trying to say what your political feelings are in one sentence that is one line only!
Write a sentence that Kerry or Bush could or would say.
It's a way to adress your opinion to the nation and the world.

I will start...

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What America needs, is a man who can inspire the world to share wealth and wisdom.
 

dustinzgirl

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What America needs, is less politics and more humanity.
What the world needs, is less violence and more life.
What the cities need, are less lights and more faith.
What people need, is less bullshit and more common sense.

That should pretty much cover it.
 

skylinec

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#3
the world needs to be nuked
 

swizeguy

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What america needs, is a better president.
 

voiceofreason

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The U.S. needs a President that isn't concerned about how things will look, but is concerned with the truth...
 

Broken

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#6
See this thread sucks.. I was tricked into thinking this was something fun.
 

MaxPower

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George Bush. Following in his dad's footsteps:

"Read my lips.......No......New......Wars."
 

ReiMeishin

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Bush: "Is we doin good in the polls, Jeb?"
 
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RedOctober

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Americans! The only terrorism in America is the terrorism from within!

The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself! (FDR)
 

Jung

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dustinzgirl said:
What the cities need, are less lights and more faith.
:( that's exactly what i love about living in the city.
 

Icarus

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What the world needs now is love

Burn... Jackie Deshannon style :)

In all seriousness...

What the world needs now is contraception.
 

BRiT

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One thousand points of light... stay the course...

Oh wait, wrong Bush...
 

skylinec

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deus_ex_machina said:
what america needs is a president that doesnt suck
like a monkey....ha its better than bush
 

Seije

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America needs a president who stays off war, and protects us on defense and not try to start wars with other countries.

America needs a president who stays focused...let's say go find Osama, not turn around and capture Saddam who was only a threat...Osama attacked us.



vote Michael Badnarik :)
 

swizeguy

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Vote ME for president.. in the write in section just write ME.

Better then the choises we got now..
 

Seije

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swizeguy said:
Vote ME for president.. in the write in section just write ME.

Better then the choises we got now..
true...i'm voting for my friend..he's got some friends who wanna 'hack the planet' ..maybe being president will help him, haha

hey we should vote on someone here...like Jason er someone...then as a collective group on wtf.com we can get like a 2% in the polls for them..maybe even show up on tv ..."and we have someone by the name Jason that showed up 2%...yadada.

my friends are trying to do that
 

swizeguy

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hehe that would be funny.. but yea my friend wants me to run for president when i get older.. im only 17 so i dont think i can yet..