Notice WTF.com presents: Our 14th Anniversary (Puberty) Contest!

[Jason]

Great Googly Moogly!

Our "failed experiment" known as WTF.com is about to fully hit puberty! Our 14th anniversary is coming up this February 14th (coincidence? I think NOT!).

This means that, just like previous years, we're in a period of deep mourning. ;-) To help us get past this unfortunate fact, we've decided to distract ourselves with another crazy giveaway.

All current WTF.com members who post at least 10 qualifying posts/threads on our site will be automatically entered into a random drawing to be held on March 1, 2018.

Note: As always, staff members and their families are not permitted to enter this contest. Qualifying messages are at the discretion of wtf.com administration.

The random giveaway prizes are as follows:

• (1) First prize: $100 Amazon.com gift card
• (1) Second Prize: Google Home Mini (Charcoal) (Thanks BrION!)
• (2) Two Runners Up: 1 year of WTF.com Premium Membership

We hope to see everyone participate, and thanks for a crazy 14 years!

 

[ThisIsBananas]

Sounds good. I'll try.

 

[BRiT]

The website is now officially too old for @BudVugger ...

 

[Danni]

Awesome stuff, looking forward participation with ANTICI




PATION

 

[Jason]

This is WTF.com.

Unfortunately you may just have to settle for constipation...

 

[BudVugger]

The website is now officially too old for @BudVugger ...

As long as you don't change the ammonium age to sign up...

 

[Out2Lunch]

Our 14th anniversary is coming up this February 14th (coincidence? I think NOT!).

 

[Jason]

Happy Anniversary, WTF.com!

 

[cinderelabadass]

Oh my GOD! 14 on the 14th... Divided by 2 carry the 5...... Heeeeyyy! You ain't in league with the illuminati now... ARE YOU?

 

[BrIONwoshMunky]

Oh my GOD! 14 on the 14th... Divided by 2 carry the 5...... Heeeeyyy! You ain't in league with the illuminati now... ARE YOU?

No, just the pedo-cannibals. Where have you been? 'The Illuminati' is so 2017.

 

[cinderelabadass]

I've been so gone man! But yeah, just got the pedo-can inter office memo last night.

 

[Jason]

Hey all,

I'm having some bad computer trouble and that isn't helping my random generator. So I'll post the prize winners tomorrow just as soon as I can!

We have another contest upcoming very soon after, so stay tuned!

Wishing good luck to all!

 

[Jason]

...and the winners are...​

GRAND PRIZE - $100 Amazon.com Gift Card

• @CoprophagousCop

SECOND PRIZE - Google Home Mini

• @Out2Lunch

RUNNERS UP - Premium Membership (2)

• @JLXC
• @ThisIsBananas

Thank you all for participating!

Congratulations to the winners! We'll be in contact with each of you within the next 24-48 hours to get details needed for the prizes. RUNNERS UP will receive their 1 Year Premium Memberships beginning today.

Our next contest will be sooner than you think! Watch for it!

 

[ThisIsBananas]

Thank you for the prize! I never thought I would win. The premium emotes are so cool!

 

[Jason]

Thank you for the prize! I never thought I would win. The premium emotes are so cool!

It could have been because the admins thought you were cute in your avatar, then realized much too late that you were actually male.

Oh well, congrats anyway!

 

[Jason]

First and second prize winners have now been contacted privately, be sure to reply when you get the chance!

 

[Out2Lunch]

It could have been because the admins thought you were cute in your avatar, then realized much too late that you were actually male.

There needs to be a confusion boner badge just for Bananas.

 

[ThisIsBananas]

It could have been because the admins thought you were cute in your avatar, then realized much too late that you were actually male.

Oh well, congrats anyway!

I actually had this saved on my hard drive. Somebody on an image board (4chan? 8chan?) had this posted, desperately trying to find out who it was. It's actually an entire animation.

http://imgur.com/a/J3ESE

 

[CoprophagousCop]

Wow, Justin Bieber actually is cute.

 

[-=iNsANe=-ADJ]

Did I win anything? You bastards.