#wtf.com vs. #Gay

[Awaken]

--> You are now talking on #wtf.com
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--- Topic for #wtf.com set by |BRiT|[email protected] at Sun Mar 27 19:13:17 2005
<Awaken> that was rud
<Awaken> e
<Taylor_B> not good
<Awaken> #gay is...gay
<Junglizm> no shit
<Taylor_B> so are you
<Awaken> ah fuck!
<Awaken> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
<Awaken> i have this gay guy attacking me with private messages
<Awaken> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
<Junglizm> haha
<Awaken> SHIIIIIIIIIT!
<Junglizm> liar
<Awaken> no
<Taylor_B> lol
<Awaken> ./query HEYHEY
<Awaken> his name is HEYHEY
<Awaken> how gay
<Awaken> hey! it rhymes...
<Awaken> fuck...that was gay.
<Junglizm> don't be rude, give him some e-loving
--- You are now known as Awoken
<Taylor_B> lol
<|Broken> heyhey that's from
<Awoken> hopefully he won't get me now
<|Broken> that TV show
<Junglizm> * You've invited HEYHEY to #wtf.com (irc.Prison.NET)
--> HEYHEY ([email protected]) has joined #wtf.com
<|Broken> Jingles
<HEYHEY> oooooh
<Awoken> omfg...
<HEYHEY> what is this
<|Broken> are you here
<|Broken> lol
<Junglizm> haha
<Awoken> OMFG
<|Broken> We are waiting for you
<Taylor_B> lmao
<Awoken> for crying out freaking loud. how gay
<Junglizm> Awoken missed you
<Awoken> bitch
<Taylor_B> awww..awaken is shy
<|Broken> Can you dance?
<HEYHEY> What is this channel
<HEYHEY> i just got a invite
<Taylor_B> no shit...wow
<Awoken> lol sauce
<Junglizm> Awoken requested your presence
<|Broken> #stripperpole
<Awoken> rofl
<Taylor_B> indeed
<HEYHEY> Seriously
<|Broken> Dance bitch
<Awoken> lol
<Junglizm> Awaken fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
<Junglizm> Awaken i have this gay guy attacking me with private messages
<Junglizm> Awaken fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
<Junglizm> Junglizm haha
<Junglizm> Awaken SHIIIIIIIIIT!
<Junglizm> Junglizm liar
<Junglizm> Awaken no
<Junglizm> Taylor_B lol
<Junglizm> Awaken ./query HEYHEY
<Junglizm> Awaken his name is HEYHEY
<-- aliensoup has kicked Junglizm from #wtf.com (flood)
<|Broken> lol
--> Junglizm ([email protected]) has joined #wtf.com
<Awoken> rofl
<Taylor_B> lol
<Junglizm> Awaken fuck...that was gay.
--- |Broken gives channel operator status to Junglizm
<HEYHEY> What do i have in this
--- Jung|Lnx gives channel operator status to Junglizm
<|Broken> Yeah, you are on the pole now
<Taylor_B> lmao
<|Broken> Dance Jung
<HEYHEY> this channel is fucked up
<Junglizm> Awoken totally uncalled for...
<-- HEYHEY ([email protected]) has left #wtf.com
* Junglizm dances
<|Broken> lol
<Awoken> phew
<Taylor_B> awww. awoken looks like your bf left you
<Junglizm> You've invited HEYHEY to #wtf.com (irc.Prison.NET)
<Taylor_B> lol
<Junglizm> lmao
<|Broken> He's scared of stip bars
<Taylor_B> hehe
<Junglizm> Sorry Awoken, I had to invite him after your kind words.
<|Broken> Titties, boo
<Awoken> jung...
<Awoken> taht was gay
<Awoken> *that
<|Broken> why
<Junglizm> it was funny though
<Awoken> it was funny
<Awoken> but gay
<|Broken> is everything gay to you
* Junglizm laughed
* Awoken laughed
<|Broken> There's a door knob on the closet son
<Awoken> lol
<Junglizm> back that ass up?
* Awoken will never go onto a gay channel again
--> bigck3001 ([email protected]) has joined #wtf.com
<Awoken> unless of course they're lezbos
<bigck3001> of course
<|Broken> ahh
--- Junglizm gives voice to Awoken bigck3001
<Junglizm> sexybeast lol
<bigck3001> hahaha
<|Broken> he like lumberjack women
<Junglizm> bigck3000 you just missed some funny shit
<Awoken> yeah, invite him back, why don't you? NOT!
<bigck3001> if it was about lumberjack women
<bigck3001> i'll be laughing with my pants off
<Junglizm> tl;dr: Awoken went to a gay channle, got pmed by a gay guy, then complained, then i invited the guy here.
<|Broken> We like to call them Senior
<bigck3001> hahahaha
<Awoken> hmmmmmmmmmmm...................
<Awoken> #pussy
<bigck3001> invited him back to his place for some drinks
<bigck3001> thats funny
<Junglizm> do it, typoe /invite HEYHEY
<bigck3001> hahahahaha
<bigck3001> is that his name
<bigck3001> ?
<Junglizm> yeah
<Junglizm> * You've invited HEYHEY to #wtf.com (irc.Prison.NET)
--> HEYHEY ([email protected]) has joined #wtf.com
<Awoken> rofl
<HEYHEY> what???????????
<bigck3001> hahahaha
<bigck3001> HAHAHAHAHHAA
<Awoken> omfg
<|Broken> Do you have my money?/
<Awoken> my ass hurts
<Junglizm> Awoken is amazed by your homosexual ways,
<Awoken> yes. i want to unlearn of them
<bigck3001> he didnt even touch you
<HEYHEY> why the fuck do i get invites
<bigck3001> they told me you're a hottie
<Junglizm> you don't have to join, you know
<Awoken> 'cause, jung and bigck want you
<|Broken> We are reaching out to you
<HEYHEY> see ya!!!!!!!!
<-- HEYHEY ([email protected]) has left #wtf.com
<Awoken> lol
<|Broken> lol
<bigck3001> HAHAHAHAH
<bigck3001> see ya!
<Junglizm> fuck
<bigck3001> hahahaha
<Awoken> roflmao
<Junglizm> i had a kick typded out alreay
<Awoken> omg hiv
<|Broken> the HIV
<Junglizm> (get the fuck out, you made sponge bob a fag)
<|Broken> lol
<bigck3001> hahaa
<Awoken> lol
<|Broken> I watched the SB movie now i know why they are saying that
--> HEYHEY ([email protected]) has joined #wtf.com
<Awoken> lol
<bigck3001> omg
<Awoken> roflmao
<bigck3001> this is hillarious
<Awoken> omg std's
<-- Junglizm has kicked HEYHEY from #wtf.com (get the fuck out, you made sponge bob a fag)
<Awoken> lol
<bigck3001> hahahaha
<Junglizm> pwned
<|Broken> lol
<bigck3001> thats e-harassment
<bigck3001> Hair-ass-mint
<|Broken> e-thug
<Junglizm> I bet he cries to the opers
<Awoken> e-beautiful
<bigck3001> i knew he was up to no e-good
<Awoken> watch, #wtf.com will fill up with gays soon
<|Broken> lol
<Awoken> all wanting vengence on their butt buddy
<bigck3001> it'll be your fucking fault
<|Broken> No shit
<bigck3001> we'll be over run
<Junglizm> we can just +m and kick them though
<Awoken> yeay
<bigck3001> the great IRC war is about to begin
<|Broken> there will be plaid everywhere
<bigck3001> sharpen your razors boys


Who will win in this battle of evil vs. good? Will the Wtf.com triumph?

Stay tuned!

 

[bigck3000]

tl:dr

there you go tzedaeaa,cmaepueck

 

[tzedek]

No Tzedek, no care

 

[Awaken]

No Tzedek, no care

Thou art a jealous fool. You could have enjoyed the fun that we did, but instead you...where were you?

 

[skylinec]

That was actually, Kinda funny.

 

[Awaken]

Oh man, this is too enjoyable.

Here, I changed my nick to ChckSoup for protection...


<HEYHEY> hi
<HEYHEY> you look yummy
<HEYHEY> hehe
<ChckSoup> i'm yummy
<HEYHEY> asl
<HEYHEY> im 25 m canada 5'11 183 pounds of muscles brown eyes blond hair uncut 7.5 smooth



Disturbing.

 

[Billybob]

i'm having some fin with HEYHEY myself
HEYHEY
billybob1 so, i heard you have a crush on Awaken
HEYHEY Wtf
HEYHEY who is that
HEYHEY i dont know him
HEYHEY Who is he
HEYHEY ?
billybob1 9/m/arkansas
billybob1 no, i'm 13
HEYHEY who the fuck is tha
billybob1 no, i'm 39
HEYHEY no really how old are ya?
HEYHEY who the fuck is Awaken
HEYHEY well answer me
billybob1 he is now known as ChckSoup
HEYHEY ooh i sayd hi
HEYHEY i sayd as a joke you look yummy
HEYHEY cause his name is chicken soup
billybob1 wanna know the real me?
HEYHEY yup
billybob1 im 25 m canada 5'11 183 pounds of muscles brown eyes blond hair uncut 7.5 smooth
HEYHEY hey
HEYHEY thats me
HEYHEY you ok bud
billybob1 no, that's me
HEYHEY thats my description dude
HEYHEY hahaha
HEYHEY this is pethatic
HEYHEY you were chickensoup
HEYHEY im not stupid
HEYHEY nah its me
HEYHEY lol
HEYHEY you are so funny
HEYHEY i guess your my twin
HEYHEY Lol
billybob1 ooh
HEYHEY how stupid do you think i am bud
HEYHEY seriously
HEYHEY You Guys Are Pethatic
HEYHEY Seriously who are you?
billybob1 billybob1
billybob1 HEYHEY Seriously who are you?billybob1 billybob1
HEYHEY really
HEYHEY Stop messing arounf
HEYHEY Around
HEYHEY Are you Awaken
billybob1 no
HEYHEY the guy i dot know
HEYHEY dont
HEYHEY who sayd i had a crush on him or her
billybob1 he did
HEYHEY Yeah right how old is he like 5
HEYHEY well
billybob1 he said you hurt his feelings
HEYHEY haha how?
billybob1 badly
HEYHEY what did i do?
billybob1 hurt his feelings
HEYHEY like what did i do?
billybob1 HURT HIS GOD DAMMED FEELINGS!!!!!
HEYHEY How
HEYHEY ?
billybob1 you took his feelings and hurt them
HEYHEY lol
HEYHEY i never talked to him
HEYHEY maybe sayd hi or asl
HEYHEY but thats all bud
HEYHEY lol
HEYHEY god you guys are weird
billybob1 now that hurt my feelings!
HEYHEY ooh im so sorry...............................just kidding
billybob1 what about "you look yummy"
HEYHEY your real asl
billybob1 why u change subject?
HEYHEY asl
HEYHEY because its like to a ghost
billybob1 im 25 m canada 5'11 183 pounds of muscles brown eyes blond hair uncut 7.5 smooth
HEYHEY talking to a ghost
HEYHEY dude stop it
HEYHEY thats me
HEYHEY youre probably a 50 year old dude like 500 pounds that has no friends
HEYHEY lol
billybob1 dude, if your 5'11" and 183 lbs, there is something seriously wrong with you
HEYHEY why?
HEYHEY Im very fit dude
billybob1 that is not pure muscle
billybob1 183 is just norm.
HEYHEY yeah it is muscles
billybob1 if you were muscular, you would weigh around 200 lbs
HEYHEY last i check my weight
billybob1 what are your #s
HEYHEY Fuck leave me alone freak
HEYHEY im maybe like 190 pounds now
HEYHEY i dont know
HEYHEY but just leave me alone
HEYHEY you have friends coming after me now
billybob1 like awaken?
HEYHEY last i check was like 3 month ago
HEYHEY months
HEYHEY my weight
billybob1 check it again
HEYHEY why??
billybob1 to be accurate
HEYHEY wait a sec
HEYHEY back
billybob1 well
HEYHEY why should care
billybob1 i do
HEYHEY well you shouldnt
HEYHEY so fuck off now
HEYHEY you are very weird
HEYHEY See ya
billybob1 wait a sec
billybob1 i want you to join a channel with me
HEYHEY ok
HEYHEY which one
billybob1 hold on
HEYHEY ok
billybob1 join #wtf.com
billybob1 please
HEYHEY never
HEYHEY i joined this channel already
HEYHEY fuck that
billybob1 please, it will let us sort the awaken thing out
HEYHEY NO
billybob1 please
billybob1 i'll never bother you again
HEYHEY go fuck yourself NO
HEYHEY tell your gang to join #Gayhypnosis
HEYHEY im not into hypno
HEYHEY but i have buds in that channel
HEYHEY im not joining wtf.com
HEYHEY still there?
billybob1 yeah
HEYHEY Why you want me to go in that channel
HEYHEY ?
billybob1 my freinds are there
HEYHEY so
HEYHEY Why you want me there?
billybob1 tell you what, i'l go to #Gayhypnosis if you go to #wtf.com
HEYHEY i dont really care you come in that channel
HEYHEY fine
HEYHEY but tell me why?
billybob1 my freinds want to meet you
HEYHEY yeah right
HEYHEY i got kicked last time
HEYHEY for no reasos
HEYHEY reasons
billybob1 they promise not to kick you
HEYHEY Fine
billybob1 the guy who kicked you before is gone
HEYHEY anyways i can leave when i want
billybob1 but of course
HEYHEY there you happy
HEYHEY i got banned
HEYHEY you happy
HEYHEY Well?
billybob1 sry, they accidently put a auto ban on you
HEYHEY good
HEYHEY ill stya out
HEYHEY stay
billybob1 they tuned it off
HEYHEY happy
HEYHEY by the way
HEYHEY im not gay
HEYHEY im bi
HEYHEY ok im in it
HEYHEY what you want
billybob1 awaken will be right back
HEYHEY ok
HEYHEY can i leave
billybob1 no, he'll be right back
HEYHEY Hurry
HEYHEY tell him thx
billybob1 you said to ban him
HEYHEY im banned
HEYHEY he did good to ban me
HEYHEY Who is Awaken anyway?
billybob1 here is some info on him http://www.wtf.com/showthread.php?p=149123 (this therad)
HEYHEY how old is he?
billybob1 click the link, it says
billybob1 there
HEYHEY ok
HEYHEY what is that
HEYHEY what is it?
HEYHEY tell me
billybob1 read it
HEYHEY i read it
HEYHEY why that?
billybob1 all of it
HEYHEY yes
HEYHEY what do you have against me
billybob1 i have nothing
billybob1 awaken hates you
HEYHEY well them
HEYHEY why?
billybob1 read the goddamed therad
HEYHEY i dont want to
HEYHEY You tell me?
billybob1 then you will never know why awaken hates you
HEYHEY tell me
HEYHEY Please what did i do?
HEYHEY tell me?
billybob1 if your too lazy to read, then you don't deserve to know
HEYHEY please ill read later
HEYHEY you tell me
HEYHEY im all sweaty
HEYHEY please tell me
HEYHEY im all stressed out

sorry awaken, but i had to say you hate him

 

[Awaken]

roflmao. good freaking times.

It's alright that you told him I hate him. he was starting to get on my nerves. The sex just wasn't that good, y'know? lol

#Gayhypnosis? Wtf? That's fucking gay shit...

 

[DIZNUTS]

Awaken and Billybob that is some funny shit

 

[Billybob]

we should make it our job to make HEYHEY's life a living hell. Who's with me?

 

[Billybob]

more gooey goodness from HEYHEY

=== HEYHEY: member of @#gayhypnosis
=== HEYHEY: attached to irc.arcti.ca “The Frigid Server”
--- End of WHOIS information for HEYHEY.
billybob3 hey
HEYHEY grr
HEYHEY i read it
billybob3 good
HEYHEY why did he freak out
HEYHEY because i msg him
billybob3 uuh i dunnow, you'll have to ask him
HEYHEY good for you
HEYHEY Now
HEYHEY Bye
billybob3 bye

 

[Billybob]

well, i just had another intresting conversation with HEYHEY. With running commentary!


billybob3 hi
HEYHEY what you want
billybob3 to say hi
HEYHEY well hi
billybob3 hi
billybob3 you havin fun in canada (remember? "im 25 m canada 5'11 183 pounds of muscles brown eyes blond hair uncut 7.5 smooth")
HEYHEY of course
HEYHEY im in canada not the us
billybob3 everyone is flaming me because they say you have a crush on me (lie)
billybob3 do you?
HEYHEY NO
billybob3 then why do you say you do?
HEYHEY I didnt
HEYHEY i didnt say anything
billybob3 they say you did
HEYHEY Well i didnt
HEYHEY i like ya as a friend (Awww, see were friends!)
billybob3 they say you invited Awaken to #gayhypnosis and said that you have a crush on me (another lie)
HEYHEY I never invited Awaken in gayhypnosis
HEYHEY he never came
HEYHEY lol
billybob3 he didnt?
HEYHEY no
billybob3 mabye it was IHTEFCC
HEYHEY He msg before
HEYHEY are you all the same person
billybob3 he did?
billybob3 no
HEYHEY Why do you guys try to torture me
HEYHEY you guys dont have anything better to do
billybob3 the only 2 user that are the same are Awaken and Chcksoup
HEYHEY lol
billybob3 i don't torture you, do
billybob3 I?
HEYHEY no
billybob3 who does?
HEYHEY nevermind
billybob3 ok
HEYHEY Why does Awaken hate me?
billybob3 i'm sry
HEYHEY What
HEYHEY ?
HEYHEY why?
billybob3 i don't know
HEYHEY anyways
HEYHEY i could care less
billybob3 you seem to care a lot b/e you ask me everytime i talk to you (he does)
HEYHEY i dont care that(Awaken)
HEYHEY hates me
billybob3 wait...
HEYHEY what?
billybob3 are YOU Awaken?
HEYHEY Lol
HEYHEY wtf NO
billybob3 u shure?
HEYHEY yes im sure
billybob3 positivly?
HEYHEY i bet your him
billybob3 i'm not him
HEYHEY yeah right
HEYHEY yeah you are
billybob3 no. I'm not
HEYHEY yeah you are
billybob3 NO I AM NOT!!!!
HEYHEY yeah you are!!!!!!!!
billybob3 what can I do to prove to you that i'm not awaken?
billybob3 b/c i'm not
HEYHEY Well what can you do to proove that your not him?
billybob3 what can I do*
HEYHEY well ask that to yourself
HEYHEY i dont know
billybob3 hey
billybob3 did you get contacted by the government for harassment? (yet again, another lie)
HEYHEY no
HEYHEY why?
billybob3 because a freind said that you were
HEYHEY no i didnt
billybob3 oh well
HEYHEY why would i?
billybob3 harassment
HEYHEY i didnt do anything
HEYHEY you guys are the one harrsing me
billybob3 i'm not
HEYHEY well you guys can leave me alone
HEYHEY cause
billybob3 have I harassed you even once during this conversitation?
HEYHEY no
HEYHEY i didnt harrasse anyone
billybob3 see?
HEYHEY well i didnt as well
billybob3 okay, peace my brother B<(that's supposed to be a hand gving the peace sogn >)
HEYHEY you leaving
billybob3 no
HEYHEY why you dont want to talk to me
billybob3 i am talking to you
HEYHEY why did you say peace my brother
billybob3 i wanted to spread the peace
HEYHEY why?
HEYHEY i didnt do anything
billybob3 to make freindship
HEYHEY seriously were you joking about the harrasement thing
HEYHEY i just sayd hi
billybob3 yeah, i guess, just some stupid rumor
HEYHEY ok
HEYHEY well you got me scared for a sec
HEYHEY please you guys dont mess with my life k
billybob3 sorry
HEYHEY seriously
HEYHEY please man
HEYHEY i know you guys hate me (we do?)
HEYHEY but leave it too that
HEYHEY k
billybob3 k
HEYHEY do you hate me that much?
billybob3 no, i sorta like you
HEYHEY really
billybob3 really really
billybob3 wanna know a secret?
HEYHEY sure
billybob3 i am awaken
billybob3 j/k
HEYHEY seriously
billybob3 j/k
HEYHEY lol
HEYHEY hahaha very funny (see, were even saring laughs!)
HEYHEY seriouslt do you guys hate me that much
billybob3 no we don't
HEYHEY why do you keep mocking me?
billybob3 when did I mock you?
HEYHEY hmm
HEYHEY you didnt
billybob3 and am I the only one that has really talked to you?
HEYHEY yeah
HEYHEY youre nice (That is the first time I have ever heard that in my life)
billybob3 see?
HEYHEY well please dont mess around with me
billybob3 i'm not
[INFO] No such nick/channe(this means he left! without saying goodbye! )
billybob3 hello?
[INFO] No such nick/channe

 

[Jung]

we should make it our job to make HEYHEY's life a living hell. Who's with me?

Look, you weren't even in on the original joke, so why are you pushing this? The original joke only lasted about 10 minutes, after which I just started banning the guy. Keep it up, he's probably the type to get you banned from EFnet.

In short:

You weren't in on the original joke.
It was only funny for 10 minutes... yesterday.
Nobody's laughing anymore.
You're not funny.
Shut up.