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well my job requires a lagre always erected PENIS :D
but sometimes i can't get it up...thats y i ususally bring in my favorite wrestler (im also a wrestling coach on the side) and i look at him while he fucks the hot women on the set...well when i bring him i can get it up and my cock is big so i do a great job. BUT heres the problem he's going off to college now so i won't be able to see him anymore (o also he doesn't kno i use him for this he thinks i just bring him so he can have sex with all the hot women i work with in the porn buisness. what should i do? IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED :mad: :flamed: i could just get another wrestler to come but he was THE BEST AND THE HOTTEST 1 ever. (o by the way im not homosexual i am BIsexual, i have a wife and a beautiful kid:redface: )::thumbsup:
 

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STFUCOACH123 said:
well my job requires a lagre always erected PENIS :D
but sometimes i can't get it up...thats y i ususally bring in my favorite wrestler (im also a wrestling coach on the side) and i look at him while he fucks the hot women on the set...well when i bring him i can get it up and my cock is big so i do a great job. BUT heres the problem he's going off to college now so i won't be able to see him anymore (o also he doesn't kno i use him for this he thinks i just bring him so he can have sex with all the hot women i work with in the porn buisness. what should i do? IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED :mad: :flamed: i could just get another wrestler to come but he was THE BEST AND THE HOTTEST 1 ever. (o by the way im not homosexual i am BIsexual, i have a wife and a beautiful kid:redface: )::thumbsup:
This is a joke right?
 

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STFUCOACH123 said:
well my job requires a lagre always erected PENIS :D
but sometimes i can't get it up...thats y i ususally bring in my favorite wrestler (im also a wrestling coach on the side) and i look at him while he fucks the hot women on the set...well when i bring him i can get it up and my cock is big so i do a great job. BUT heres the problem he's going off to college now so i won't be able to see him anymore (o also he doesn't kno i use him for this he thinks i just bring him so he can have sex with all the hot women i work with in the porn buisness. what should i do? IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED :mad: :flamed: i could just get another wrestler to come but he was THE BEST AND THE HOTTEST 1 ever. (o by the way im not homosexual i am BIsexual, i have a wife and a beautiful kid:redface: )::thumbsup:
Blaze_Daily.. welcome back?
 

Boycott

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You did everything wrong...
starting with "Register"

Note : don't hover over the part in black, because it belongs in B&T so it's not really there...
 

BklynCannonball

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Get one of these



Works every time. I never go to a shoot without one.
 

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Get a better job. :thumbsup:

Stop being so gay
 
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is this a serious thread? i don't even know what to say. ummmm i hear CL is looking for work:p
 

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Nymphchick said:
is this a serious thread? i don't even know what to say. ummmm i hear CL is looking for work:p
If I could figure out how to get into porn without fags like this fuck checking out my piece..I'd be so there.

Nymph..you're in the first movie I do. It would be a 5 on one.
 
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hmmmm 5 girls on you or 5 guys on one poor girl? if its the second, i call foul play.

CL who cares if its a dude checkin you out, you're getting paid, better then what i get, all you idiots can peek at my boobs for free. wait mine even suck now that the new girl posted her huge rack. now mine look mini.
 

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Nymphchick said:
hmmmm 5 girls on you or 5 guys on one poor girl? if its the second, i call foul play.

CL who cares if its a dude checkin you out, you're getting paid, better then what i get, all you idiots can peek at my boobs for free. wait mine even suck now that the new girl posted her huge rack. now mine look mini.
Nah, they look classy. Not overstuffed like some others.

Man, talk about a threadjack.
 

BklynCannonball

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Besides Nymph, you've had kids. Your boobs have been through the ringer. You know they blow up, they come down. It's a lot on boobs. Some don't make it.
 

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Nymphchick said:
hmmmm 5 girls on you or 5 guys on one poor girl? if its the second, i call foul play.

CL who cares if its a dude checkin you out, you're getting paid, better then what i get, all you idiots can peek at my boobs for free. wait mine even suck now that the new girl posted her huge rack. now mine look mini.

Better start calling foul while I count the cash. ;)
 
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Since you're a porn star, you should be able to keep an erection for like hours. You obviously need to train your penis not to be bisexual, and stick to girls ( pun intended.....maybe? )
 

ChilianFuckFace

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Sounds like bull shit to me. If he is a porn star, and a not so famous one. I am sure his director wouldn't allow any other guy to come and fuck those girls. I don't believe a word he wrote, and by the way, he sounds like a dumb fuck.
 

meh_it_all

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I'm sure you think this is really funny, and you're having your little joke on us.
"Ohhh. I'm in the porno biz", or It's just your dream.
Moved to B&T, for more fun!
 

BklynCannonball

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lol, you guys, stop taking him seriously and just play along.
 

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BklynCannonball said:
lol, you guys, stop taking him seriously and just play along.
I agree. Geez what a bunch of stuffy, uptight, sexually frustrated, stiffies, you've all become. Maybe he is full-o-crap, maybe not, the fact is you have no way of knowing. Perhaps he's just trying to have some fun. First people complain about my satirical "Lips" thread, that was created to generate some stir, now this.

Geez, what is the InterWebNetosphere coming to?

It'd serve you all right if he came into your room at night and used your mouth as a fluff hole.
 

dustinzgirl

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STFUCOACH123 said:
well my job requires a lagre always erected PENIS :D
but sometimes i can't get it up...thats y i ususally bring in my favorite wrestler (im also a wrestling coach on the side) and i look at him while he fucks the hot women on the set...well when i bring him i can get it up and my cock is big so i do a great job. BUT heres the problem he's going off to college now so i won't be able to see him anymore (o also he doesn't kno i use him for this he thinks i just bring him so he can have sex with all the hot women i work with in the porn buisness. what should i do? IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED :mad: :flamed: i could just get another wrestler to come but he was THE BEST AND THE HOTTEST 1 ever. (o by the way im not homosexual i am BIsexual, i have a wife and a beautiful kid:redface: )::thumbsup:

Max, this is what the internets are cumming too ^^

PS DOes this post make anyone want to take thier kids and or little brothers out of wrestling?????????????
 

UberSkippy

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Damnit people, Nymph CL and I went to a LOT of trouble to thredjack this and you fuckers are all brining it back to the original topic. You all deserve a spanking. And not the fun kind of spanking that Zoloft hands out either.

No, I'm talking the kind that CL hands out. He broke DG's ass and he'll break your's too.
 
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