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wtf happened to bros before hoes

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man fuck my friend, hes been sucha faggot ever since he started dating this girl. wtf happened ot bros b4 hoes cause thats all she is. a bitch ass hoe and i hope she sees this. He now has certain hours he can hang with friends 4-10 pm thats it other wise he cant hang because she is so far up his ass. h's so pussy whipped its not even funny. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck him and his bitch
 
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#2
here's what you do... take them both to a party, get your friend so drunk he passes out, then fuck his g/f
 
#3
lmao that would almost work but then i loose a "friend"
 

mariusthegreat

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#4
dude...you need to beat his ass upside the head....if he's been your friend for a long time..he should understand wtf is going on....be honest n shit..and tell her ass off too....be like..wtf bitch...he's my friend...put him in a situation where he has to choose you....good luck mate...
 

Hypertron

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#5
make the lil hoe...um, how to word this...turn up missing, yeah thats it
 

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#6
elocrt said:
man fuck my friend, hes been sucha faggot ever since he started dating this girl. wtf happened ot bros b4 hoes cause thats all she is. a bitch ass hoe and i hope she sees this. He now has certain hours he can hang with friends 4-10 pm thats it other wise he cant hang because she is so far up his ass. h's so pussy whipped its not even funny. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck him and his bitch
fuck that bitch
 

TwisT

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elocrt said:
man fuck my friend, hes been sucha faggot ever since he started dating this girl. wtf happened ot bros b4 hoes cause thats all she is. a bitch ass hoe and i hope she sees this. He now has certain hours he can hang with friends 4-10 pm thats it other wise he cant hang because she is so far up his ass. h's so pussy whipped its not even funny. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck him and his bitch
Your all gonna be P/Whipped before U know it.....It happens to some faster than others...Give a guy a break he's workin overtime for that ass!!!

Know this...He will never be the same BBBWWAAAAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! :whip:
 

mariusthegreat

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ooh man..i was just thinking how i did that shit once when i had a gf at the dorms....man i used to be lil old pussy wept freshman...when we finally splitup...and i crawled back to my buddies....i felt like shit...seriously man..its one of the worst feelings ever.....bros before hoes....amen to that.....good luck mayn...
 

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#9
well now i would believe in chicks before dicks...but theres never any chicks so ah well :p
 

skylinec

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#11
wow men are so centered on banging aren't they
 

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#13
only the guys who dont have hoes, follow the "bros before hoes" theory, i thought everyone knew that.



EDIT: IM NOT LAME ANYMORE SHEP YOUR LAME
 

FUBAR

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care said:
i think your lame.
im sorry your name is care....its over..your lame...lameotron...the royal lame
 

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#17
i couldnt help but notice that your name is in all caps, and is fubar.

so that pretty much means your gay, nice try though.
 

dustinzgirl

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care said:
so that pretty much means your gay, nice try though.
I'm sorry I fail to note your logic here.

It means he is

FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION

because he was in a severe accident and is disfigured. Life was already hard on him, being a midger hermaphrodite, but then you go and make fun of his disfigured name. You should be ashamed of yourself.
 

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#20
elocrt said:
man fuck my friend, hes been sucha faggot ever since he started dating this girl. wtf happened ot bros b4 hoes cause thats all she is. a bitch ass hoe and i hope she sees this. He now has certain hours he can hang with friends 4-10 pm thats it other wise he cant hang because she is so far up his ass. h's so pussy whipped its not even funny. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck him and his bitch
black wannabe alert!