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Fringe WTF is in Area 51?

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I know Area 51 exists, call me a skeptic or not. You can find Area 51 on maps.google if you search for Rachel, Nevada, then scroll to the left until you see a dried lake bed.

Aside from that, what do you guys think is in there? Dissected aliens? Things that defy laws of physics? Mutants? Or is it just a huge toxic waste dump that acts as a cover-up for something on an even bigger scale?

Damn, if I didn't value my life I'd get some desert camoflauge(sp?) and hop the fence myself. I've seen a ton of these channels about A-51 and how people died because of radiation. A man died who worked at A-51, and while his family sued the gov't and military, the case was dismissed. The reason? Apparently he didn't exist. And neither did the place in which he was killed.
 

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Area-51 is just a place where prototype aircraft are tested.

They did perform open-pit nuclear waste burns there, and workers died of poisoning but that's the oddest thing they've ever done.

Civilians have dug up numerous wrecked aircraft on the outskrits of it, and the U.S. government has never actually cared. There was a successful hunt for the prototype Stealth Bomber a few years back, I believe it was called the Sky Blue.

In fact, the U.S. Government ended up recreating the prototype for an air museum. It looks rather beautiful, like a jumbo jet with a "smiley face" intake below the cockpit.

It's not illegal to dig up some of the wreckage - Area 51 has run out of burial space and the government has begun burying failed aircraft on what are technically civilian territory.

The rumors of UFO's are unfounded, they are prototype jet propulsion systems on aircraft and any look at leaked civilian footage can tell you that.
 

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Looky here. Descent knows of something other than Asian cartoon porn and crappy game consoles.

I'm not saying that Area 51 has aliens sitting around eating pizza and giving driving lessons. But I can guarantee that you'll never really know what's going on. They could hold an open house tour and still not show you shit. All the public will ever know, is what they want you to know. For the most part, it's government tinkering happening there. And you'll keep your attention focused in that direction. Area 51 for the most part is a distraction. God forbid you'd ever be able to look into the mountains to see what was really going on.

Do you really think the most powerful government in the world is going to conduct top secret experiments where any gimp can observe with a ten dollar pair of binoculars? Sure you do. Keep watching.
 

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gehtfuct said:
Do you really think the most powerful government in the world is going to conduct top secret experiments where any gimp can observe with a ten dollar pair of binoculars? Sure you do. Keep watching.
that made me think.. i bet there is an area 51 in china too.. for the same reasons.. research and 'greys' shit.. big place china, lots of nooks and crannies..
 

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that made me think.. i bet there is an area 51 in china too.. for the same reasons.. research and 'greys' shit.. big place china, lots of nooks and crannies..
Nope. The U.S. has a patent pending on Area 51.
Besides...we all know the U.S. is the only Government that does top secret research. :oddgrin:

Sometimes I really haven't a clue as to what you're talking about.
Imagine that.
 

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I bet it's not even above-ground... I mean, most of the facility is probably all underground stuff...

I recall something about a huge bomb shelter that was made underground to look like outside - does anyone know where that is? <-- that part was just out of curiosity... Roughly related to my "underground" theory
 

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gehtfuct said:
Looky here. Descent knows of something other than Asian cartoon porn and crappy game consoles.
Trust me, my know-it-all behavior can get on my friend's nerves sometimes.

Both a blessing and a curse. I choose not to display it here because I don't actually give a shit.
 

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Area 51 is surrounded by one of the, if not the, most comprehensive security system in the world.

It has underground vibration and infrared detectors. It has audio/visual observation everywhere. Guards are authorized to shoot to kill any trespassers.

They're hiding something. Whether they're hiding it in Area 51 or like Geht said they're distracting you, they're hiding something.
 

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Icarus said:
Area 51 is surrounded by one of the, if not the, most comprehensive security system in the world.

It has underground vibration and infrared detectors. It has audio/visual observation everywhere. Guards are authorized to shoot to kill any trespassers.

They're hiding something. Whether they're hiding it in Area 51 or like Geht said they're distracting you, they're hiding something.
Yeah, but I personally wouldn't worry about it. We couldn't get away with civilian weapons testing. It would be used to kill "them" anyway.

Besides, like I said, Area 51 also entends onto non-government property and there is zero security there. There's nothing but buried airplane trash heaps.

And civilian satellite photos show nothing but bunkers and hangers and tents "in camo."

Not to say there isn't anything under that, but it would be rather fucking hard to transport, say, a prototype jet to the runway judging from the pictures.

And if it is a "combat spaceship," I'm sure anyone who's played the FreeSpace series of space combat sims will agree with me that in 2005, the thing would suck absolute ass. I mean, in the year 2335 your spacecraft, which are the cream of the crop, stand no chance against an unknown alien encounter and almost your whole squad is wiped out, and enemy cruisers around you are taken out in seconds.

Bottom line is there's always something better than us, and with what we have today, why bother trying at all?

And if it is aliens (***** please) under there that would be a dumb fucking idea, who knows how their government would react to a race of people who stole their men? I mean, we still use bullets, and if they could get here from where they are they could easily use wormholes (Which are somewhat feasible but difficult), "hyperspace" (LOL as if), and lasers to kill us, Mini-Me not included.
 

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I can tell Descent replied to my post, but he's on ignore :happysad:
 

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Icarus said:
I can tell Descent replied to my post, but he's on ignore :happysad:
If you want to start shit, do it in B&T. I know you won't read this, but hopefully you'll click the little "VIEW BUTTON."
 

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Unforgiven said:
Black Mesa :happysad:
ahh yes, halflife,


i was watching something about it, its a registered military base, and its pretty much ruled as is nazi germany, shoot ask questions later.....jail without trial...all that good shit.


one thing that should get you thinking on the right track, the united states denied claims at first of their oddly shaped stealth bomber even existing, but is now out in the open, there have also been rumors of a hypersonic aircraft. only feasable due to its perfect triangular shape....there is something going on there, i wouldnt say it has much to do with aliens, but it will definately show that even though people sceptisise about america being the most powerful nation in 50 years, area 51 is definately there for if they're backed into a corner. theyed bust out the shit
 

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really one of the most recent things I heard about area 51, is its abandoned... remember seeing something on it where a group went strait up to one of the security shacks to find no one there... you know one of those shacks that got a sign near it "deadly force authorized"... sposedly the base was so well known, they up and moved...
 

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Think about this... You can't just "up and move" a millitary base. It's there, and they won't leave... Why? It's one of the most desolate places we have, perfect for testing whatever the fuck it is they do there... And plus, to move an ENTIRE millitary base, you would need several large convoys to get all your shit from point A to point B, and we would have seen those.

My opinion on Area 51, it's where 'A Night In Paris' and similar pornographies were filmed.

Area 51 = top secret, so don't worry about it, because you won't ever know what it is...

As the great Bush would say: "Don't learn too much, knowledge is terrorism!"
 

Descent

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Fuxed said:
Think about this... You can't just "up and move" a millitary base. It's there, and they won't leave... Why? It's one of the most desolate places we have, perfect for testing whatever the fuck it is they do there... And plus, to move an ENTIRE millitary base, you would need several large convoys to get all your shit from point A to point B, and we would have seen those.

My opinion on Area 51, it's where 'A Night In Paris' and similar pornographies were filmed.

Area 51 = top secret, so don't worry about it, because you won't ever know what it is...

As the great Bush would say: "Don't learn too much, knowledge is terrorism!"
If we ever are attacked by aliens, the Chinese, or killer whales that jizz bullets, you can be damn well sure that we will know what they are making there.

And none of that will ever happen in our lifetimes, besides the possibility of the Chinese but their rise to power is more along the lines of economics.

And anyway, I remember reading about the hypersonic jets waaaaaaay back in 1999. They are nothing new - they've been having trouble with thermal designs - the initial prototypes had a glass cockpit and failed miserably, they melted likes ants under a magnifying glass.

The jets have been dubbed "HyperX" jets. And as a little bit of information, they canned the project. Simply put, they sucked.

If you design a jet that travels at that speed, you need weapons capable of operating at that speed. The latter just couldn't be done, and the former, while done, was having serious issues.
 
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I guess there is nothing in Area 51 anymore, because the USA has a far better experimental facility in Iraq already.

If you want to know what is devellopped there..
Ask yourself.. What does the USA army need?

The Airforce doesn't seem to need anything new. B52 is still doing fine to throw a weagonload of bombs and missiles. The stealth planes at night, and the choppers for the dirty work.

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New is what we could call urban warfare. City guerrilla.
Israel shows how to do it.
America creating a "miracle weapon" would be bullshit.

The most sensible thing would be to build a Roman Legion out of Robocops.. :rolleyes:
 

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Descent said:
If you want to start shit, do it in B&T. I know you won't read this, but hopefully you'll click the little "VIEW BUTTON."
lol Descent, leave the man alone. You're infamous for "starting shit" on B&T and bailing.

As far as Area 51 I'm sure other countries have similar test areas, if not, they're paying a lot of money to get in on ours. As far as aliens, Descent I think you should broaden your alien scope a little. Aliens can be anything, take any shape or form. And who knows if they're even hostile, who says they think like us anyway, with battlecrafts and wars against other planets?

There's a lot we don't know. A lot our government doesn't tell us. And it's not just Area 51 kids. But we know this already.
 

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i think we should get a super hacker n hack into there secret files n see what they are doing... just a thought