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WTF newbs summed up in a tune

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Black Flame

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so... i heard the new green day song and decided to listen to some older green day stuff.. just cuz i realized i haven't listened to them in a while.
as i got up to the warning album, the song jackass started playing and i realized how much this song would apply to many-a-people in this site... more specifically newbs. so here are the lyrics for your amusement.

To know you is to hate you
so loving you must be like suicide
I don't mind if you don't mind
Well I am not the one that's going to die
I guess I just can't listen
to this one sided conversation again
'cause I don't care if you don't care
Well no one ever said that life is fair

Everybody loves a joke
but no one likes a fool
and you're always cracking the same old lines again
you're well rehearsed on every verse
and that was stated clear
but no one understands your verity

The center of attention
got an honorable mention once again
congratulations and salutations
you're a figment of your own imagination

Everybody loves a joke
but no one likes a fool
and you're always cracking the same old lines again
you're well rehearsed on every verse
and that was stated clear
but no one understands your verity

To know you is to bait you
and you fell victim to your own denial
I don't mind if you don't mind
if you're wasting all your time

so go ahead and point fingers, post other lyrics that relate well to others, etc etc. whatever comes to mind i suppose. laterz :p
 

care

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lyrics that remind me of you

i love you

I love you
You love me
We’re a happy family
With a great big hug and
A kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you love me too?

I love you
You love me
We’re best friends like friends
Like friends should be
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you love me too?
 

shep

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ahhhh isn't that sweet :Dance: :balloons: :troll: nyuk
 
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care said:
lyrics that remind me of you

i love you

I love you
You love me
We’re a happy family
With a great big hug and
A kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you love me too?

I love you
You love me
We’re best friends like friends
Like friends should be
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you love me too?
aww. *sniff sniff*

how touching...

I love you
You love me
Let's all go and kill barney...
 

Clutchtwice

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Well..I can see your point....but..

n00bs aren't half as lowsy as green day :thumbsdn:

I think that if the feds played green day outside the Koresh compound in Waco there could have been some lifes saved.. :D







I know I would have givin up!..lmao
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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Black Flame said:
so... i heard the new green day song and decided to listen to some older green day stuff.. just cuz i realized i haven't listened to them in a while.
as i got up to the warning album, the song jackass started playing and i realized how much this song would apply to many-a-people in this site... more specifically newbs. so here are the lyrics for your amusement.

To know you is to hate you
so loving you must be like suicide
I don't mind if you don't mind
Well I am not the one that's going to die
I guess I just can't listen
to this one sided conversation again
'cause I don't care if you don't care
Well no one ever said that life is fair

Everybody loves a joke
but no one likes a fool
and you're always cracking the same old lines again
you're well rehearsed on every verse
and that was stated clear
but no one understands your verity

The center of attention
got an honorable mention once again
congratulations and salutations
you're a figment of your own imagination

Everybody loves a joke
but no one likes a fool
and you're always cracking the same old lines again
you're well rehearsed on every verse
and that was stated clear
but no one understands your verity

To know you is to bait you
and you fell victim to your own denial
I don't mind if you don't mind
if you're wasting all your time

so go ahead and point fingers, post other lyrics that relate well to others, etc etc. whatever comes to mind i suppose. laterz :p
are you reffering to 'american idiot'? ive got so many people coming up to me saying 'you hate that song dont you' but ofcourse some weird reason i do like it typical aussie band would write a song about that wouldnt they
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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Unforgiven said:
guess the quote



:)
lemmie guesss, its gotta be one of the three stuges right?? uh lemmie narow it down...for_starters ITake Offence mr newbie uhh theres a few more isnt there? cant be bothered continuing
 
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RedOctober

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To all redneck American xenofobic neocons...
With no sense of humor at all,
who are easy to bait & tackle,
and them who probably die of a heart attack
because they explode in anger over nothing....
While bullying the world with stupid one liners...

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From: Three Little Pigs
Music: Frank Churchill
Lyrics: Frank Churchill and Ann Ronell


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Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la

Long ago there were three pigs
Little handsome piggy-wigs
For the big, bad very big very bad wolf
They didn't give three figs

Number one was very gay
And he built his house of hay
With a hey hey toot
He blew on his flute
And he played around all day

Number two was fond of jigs
And so he built his house with twigs
Heigh diddle-diddle
He played on his fiddle
And danced with lady pigs

Number three said "Nix on tricks
I will built my house with bricks"
He had no chance
To sing and dance
'Cause work and play don't mix

Ha ha ha! The two little
Do little pigs just winked and laugh, ha ha!

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la

Came the day when fate did frown
And the wolf blew into town
With a gruff "puff-puff" he puffed just enough
And the hay house fell right down

One and two were scared to death
Of the big bad wolfie's breath
"By the hair of your chin-ny-chin,
I'll blow you in"
And the twig house answered yes

No one left but number Three
To save the piglet family
When they knock
He fast unlocked
And said "Come in with me!"

Now they all were safe inside
And the bricks hurt wolfie's pride
So, he slid down the chimney
And, oh, by Jimney
In the fire he was fried

Ha ha ha! The three little
Free little pigs rejoice and laughed, ha ha!

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la!


:p :p :p :mfinger: :joy: :woot:
 

Black Flame

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Skyline-Cobra said:
should this be in writers block
it would work in there too, i suppose... but i think only if people started makin up their own lyrics to ppl in this site or some shiz.
 

dustinzgirl

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care said:
lyrics that remind me of you

i love you

I love you
You love me
We’re a happy family
With a great big hug and
A kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you love me too?

I love you
You love me
We’re best friends like friends
Like friends should be
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you love me too?

I think I am going to puke. Are you seriously a guy? I think you are a girl. And a lame one at that.
 

care

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haha,... it was a joke dg.

i am very much a guy. but... ah nevermind.
 

shep

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Well CARE tell us your story?wtf is up with the pink bear ?
 

care

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well, in my "avatar me!" thread, i asked for an appropriate avatar to be made for me by anyone willing. And well, as you can see someone clever thought of the carebears. I myself have never seen an episode of the tv show or have any teddy bears laying around, and i really have no clue about the story line. But since all of you seem to think that im totally into that shit or something, i just went with it. want the pink bear gone? make me something better.

id be more then willing to answer any questions that may clear things up.
 
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