WTF newbs summed up in a tune

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johnny kuntz said:
thanks little buddy :thumbsup:


k dude, no need to get excited and all :)


Its the price I pay for being myself.
hey man you forgot...
care said:
well shucks max, it was a wonderful gesture, but the dimensions on that avatar exceed 75 pixels by 75 pixels...so i cant use it.
Max is not some slave. do it yourself care
 

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Heres some gehtfuct style crap fer ya.

Black Flame said:
it would work in there too, i suppose... but i think only if people started makin up their own lyrics to ppl in this site or some shiz.

.....AAAAHHHH!..woot..woot!
Here we go-here we go...woot woot..
Everybody say-woot woot
here we go-here we go...woot woot..

.....AAAAhhhh..Mr. Newbie fruitie loopie
sittin in the closet suckin on some pubies
he's our clown-smellin-shitty he's lookin down
his outie is an innie..woot woot

.....AAAAhhhh..Ms.MaxPower she's our man
if you cant do it-this motherfucker can
Well whats this? in his hand-a fuckin doobie-he's a smokin man
puff puff-choke-cough-DAMN! WTF is this?-its dog shit man..woot woot

.....AAAAhhhh..Here comes Broken- everybodys token
look at the clowns-laughin-smokin
Mr Mod he's a qutie-look out now-here comes Mr Newbie
puff puff gag-newbies chokin.......oh.......he's chokin on Broken..woot woot

.....AAAAhhhh..So your a clown-talkin shit-I told you not to fuck around
he knocks me down like a bitch-SLAP!-BIFF!-fisted in the fuggin lip
C'MON B-its what you like-a bunch of clowns just jokin here
he grabs my neck-twist-snap im falling down to a boot to the fuckin ear..

Woot woot
Here we go-here we go...woot woot
everybody say...woot woot
here we go-here we go...woot woot
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A love letter for Johnny Dickz

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Fuck me?....Well fuck you.
Fuck your mom AND your stupid ass daddy too!
Whats this?...Well...you're a bitch.
Open your mouth and in pops a fuckin dick.
"Wow,that was stupid." Like I care..
You're sittin there in your greasy ass underwear.
Gehting dressed?Well just forgeht it,
'cause daddy's coming home,you know HE's gonna wanna hit it.
He'll throw a party,and invite your fans.
Sinew,The stooges,They're mother fuckin packer fans.
And maybe Jason, if you can..
...WTF!... Hey I was just kiddin man..
They can pour some jelly.. on your funky crack,
Uncle Chesters bringing penis-butter,and he's packin you a fuggin snack.
So geht prettied up,the best you can.
Pretty soon you'll be playin pin the tail on the Fat Man!... .
Just one more thing you should know,
your sisters here,so I guess I'd better fuckin go.
That is all....I guess im through.
All thats left is a MIGHTY MIGHTY FUCK YOU!
 

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deus_ex_machina said:
hey man you forgot...
Max is not some slave. do it yourself care

Well unlike you, Max volunteered to help me out...so if you could get over it and fuck off...that would be great.
 

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Black Flame said:
To know you is to hate you
so loving you must be like suicide
I don't mind if you don't mind
Well I am not the one that's going to die
I guess I just can't listen
to this one sided conversation again
'cause I don't care if you don't care
Well no one ever said that life is fair

Everybody loves a joke
but no one likes a fool
and you're always cracking the same old lines again
you're well rehearsed on every verse
and that was stated clear
but no one understands your verity

The center of attention
got an honorable mention once again
congratulations and salutations
you're a figment of your own imagination

Everybody loves a joke
but no one likes a fool
and you're always cracking the same old lines again
you're well rehearsed on every verse
and that was stated clear
but no one understands your verity

To know you is to bait you
and you fell victim to your own denial
I don't mind if you don't mind
if you're wasting all your time

so go ahead and point fingers, post other lyrics that relate well to others, etc etc. whatever comes to mind i suppose. laterz :p

I totally agree that apllys to n00bs.







And ofcourse you
 

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care said:
thanks! I wonder where Max found it.....hmm...
some gag novelty site. They had a wide assortment of joke bears. I just thought after all the flak you got for having the pink bear, you'd be able to send a nice message by using this one.

Remember kids, Mod is your friend.
But don't take candy from me, or get into my car.
And if a mod tries to grab you, run away and yell as loud as you can.
 
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