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Headlines WTF??!! This guys penis exploded!

twofivekidd9

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There was this story on like cnn.com last week about this guy whos penis literally exploded! WTF?!? That had to suck. The thing was he was masturbating, and tried to hold it in as he was climaxing, for distance i guess, and it exploded in his hand. Ouch! :mfinger:
 
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ugh

if you're going to "quote" a news story make sure you have a source. make sure the source is accurate and reliable.

i heard a similar story but none of your details are correct. and i don't feel like looking for it.
 

twofivekidd9

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gumercules said:
ugh

if you're going to "quote" a news story make sure you have a source. make sure the source is accurate and reliable.

i heard a similar story but none of your details are correct. and i don't feel like looking for it.
It was on the news and they described it all technical and shit. I was just summing it up. And that is basically what happened, detail wise. He tried to hold it in for more pleasure or distance or something, he just held it in, he squeezed his johnson for some reason, and it fuckin exploded in his hand.
:mfinger:
 

_Kitana_

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twofivekidd9 said:
It was on the news and they described it all technical and shit. I was just summing it up. And that is basically what happened, detail wise. He tried to hold it in for more pleasure or distance or something, he just held it in, he squeezed his johnson for some reason, and it fuckin exploded in his hand.
:mfinger:
umm...moving on
 

GottaHurt

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twofivekidd9 said:
Hahahaha! Alright I am done here. :mfinger:
O.K., so you made CNN.com. Grab a hand towel, clean yourself up and quit bragging...
 
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if you must know, here is the story. it had nothing to do with "holding it in" or anything

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Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst." (quoted from Ananova.com.)
 

twofivekidd9

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gumercules said:
if you must know, here is the story. it had nothing to do with "holding it in" or anything

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Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst." (quoted from Ananova.com.)
Thats not the same story!
 

twofivekidd9

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Jeranamo said:
Then give us fucking proof. LINK US
I have been having trouble finding the link all day! Sorry. I will keep looking.
 

fuckfart

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sounds so damn fake, how the f can it explode? when all those fags be using penis pumpers n etc...and i'm sure that has way more pressure then him holding his shit for longer shoots..bull shit...link
 

twofivekidd9

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fuckfart said:
sounds so damn fake, how the f can it explode? when all those fags be using penis pumpers n etc...and i'm sure that has way more pressure then him holding his shit for longer shoots..bull shit...link
The pressure from holding it in made it explode out the sides.
 

yowatupdogg

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it is not that funny when someones dick explodes it is kinda sad cause now really he is not a man if his dick is gone.