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Headlines WTF??!! This guys penis exploded!

GottaHurt

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yowatupdogg said:
it is not that funny when someones dick explodes it is kinda sad cause now really he is not a man if his dick is gone.

Not really, because now he'll qualify for government benefits and be able to get that operation that you've been hoping for, the penalectomy.
 

Chris

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I can se it before me..."Oh, oh yes, yes...YES, oh, oh? ooooh? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!" his gf: "Baby? You done? Let me have a look at your work *removes cover*, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!"


That wasn't funny, was it?
 

_Kitana_

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Chris said:
I can se it before me..."Oh, oh yes, yes...YES, oh, oh? ooooh? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!" his gf: "Baby? You done? Let me have a look at your work *removes cover*, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!"


That wasn't funny, was it?
a chick is not going to want to see his cum... she not going to lift the covers to look
 

GottaHurt

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_Kitana_ said:
a chick is not going to want to see his cum... she not going to lift the covers to look

Chapter 43 in my book "Lifting the covers to look". You'd be surprised what chickies like to do..... ;)