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WTF User Dictionary and Translator

BRiT

CRaZY
Founder
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#1
Figure this might be entertaining enough to try to make into a pseudo-game. Basically, list out items you see users constantly use wrong then put down the correct word. Feel free to link to the inspirational post where you spotted them.

WTF Word -> Proper Word
hurd -> heard
 

Jung

???
Premium
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1,391
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#3
oppinion > opinion :)

pidgeon > pigeon (lol)
ur > you're
your > you're
their > they're, there
there > their, they're
u > you
r > are
... ... ... ... ... ... > , . ! ? ; :

that's all for now.
 

Seije

The Stranger Returns...
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#4
well i'm from louisiana so i can't help with my southern expressions...

yall > you are > you guys
ain't > aren't > are not
halfd > have to
cuz > cause
becuz > because
i's > i am
gonna > going to
wanna > want to
cuz > cousin
ya'ont'to > you want to
yer > your
ther > there


there's more...can't think right now
 

Jung

???
Premium
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#5
listen's > listens
suck's > sucks
yo > your
then > than

or > are
 

Icarus

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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#7
I must piss you off :thumbsup:

I tend to use those in innapropriate places... unless it's really innapropriate.
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#8
unnunciate

It is a made up word.

Like
Pronunciation: (pru-nun"sE-A'shun), but without the pro and the nun.
 

gehtfuct

HuGE
Staff
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#12
BRiT said:
Better definition of Shameless Plug: Here.
Holy fuck! *gehtfuct drifts off to the forbiden zone* [Poof!!]

Otay,back to the to fuggin' topic.
(btw BRiT,thanks for the distraction,now my hand hurts)

My werd iz: Gayfuck. Translation: geht-fuct!!

Fuck EWE Johnny!!!
 

Descent

Hella Constipated
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#13
WYSIWYG > What you see is what you get

BYOB > Bring your own boner

Have I contributed anything :thumbsup: ?

I'm gonna start using these :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn: a lot.

Brit, you're such a womanizer! Super!
 

Zickddot

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#14
Newb: n. - A person new to a normal rutine, A person that is dumb, and new.

ei. That newb can't do anything right!

Jewb: n. - A jewish newb.

ei. Let's kill that jewb!
 

skylinec

Somewhere in the Between
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#15
hf:holy fuck
lol:laughing out loud
cunfuzzled:confused
NooB:same as newb
newby:how newds spell newbie
fu:fuck you
wtf:what the fuck [doh]
asshat:one who has his head up his ass therefore wearing it as a hat
fucktard:still no idea

[logan]
 

Spooky

One Way In, No Way Out
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#16
Kinda annoys me when people type, for example...

"I have more then you."
or...
"It's better then you think."

It's than god damnit!
 

gehtfuct

HuGE
Staff
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#17
Skyline-Cobra said:
hf:holy fuck
lol:laughing out loud
cunfuzzled:confused
NooB:same as newb
newby:how newds spell newbie
fu:fuck you
wtf:what the fuck [doh]
asshat:one who has his head up his ass therefore wearing it as a hat
fucktard:still no idea

[logan
fucktard:fuckin'-retaaarrrded=gehtfuct

:mfinger: :D :mfinger: