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Smoke

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So yeah, I met this girl off myspace, and we've been talkin for like 2 weeks now, so we talked on the phone for awhile yesterday, and then she was going down to the mall today, so i decided to go meet her down there, anyhow, I met her and we talked and decided to go see a movie. "The grudge" we saw, wasn't that scary, but she jumped a couple times. Anyways After the movie, I walked her to her car, and then went over to my car, we were planning to go to dinner before she had to go. So I told her to go up to the Red Robin up the road and i'll meet her up there, Well, I drove up there. And she wasn't there.. I waited for like 25 minutes for her, she never came. So I got myself something to eat at mcdonalds and drove home. Got home, checked the phone messages, and she called at 5pm(I got home at 5:25). So I tried to call her back, but she has her phone turned off. I think she ditched me..or she had somethin' else better to do :(
 

gehtfuct

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I guess you wont know till you talk to her. Dont jump to conclusions,Im guessing you're both young-er than me. Maybe she got side tracked. Maybe she had to take a shit. Do yourself a favor...Dont geht shitty with her. If you do,you can kiss that second date goodbye. And we both know,when your interested in a woman,theres no good in goodbye. Just play it off. When she sees you're not agitated over it,she'll soon,(if shes going to) gain interest in you. When she does....Tappin' dat ass wont be far along. Relax. If shes smart,she'll come to you. If not,oh well. Theres others out there. In the mean time,your right hand is there for you to relieve the tension. :D
 

Stephy96

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fuck it then, if shes goin to act like that, then she a big waste of ur time?
 

Smoke

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gehtfuct said:
I guess you wont know till you talk to her. Dont jump to conclusions,Im guessing you're both young-er than me. Maybe she got side tracked. Maybe she had to take a shit. Do yourself a favor...Dont geht shitty with her. If you do,you can kiss that second date goodbye. And we both know,when your interested in a woman,theres no good in goodbye. Just play it off. When she sees you're not agitated over it,she'll soon,(if shes going to) gain interest in you. When she does....Tappin' dat ass wont be far along. Relax. If shes smart,she'll come to you. If not,oh well. Theres others out there. In the mean time,your right hand is there for you to relieve the tension. :D
I'm not going to jump to any conclusions yet, yesterday I was reading her blog on myspace and it mentioned me. Here I'll take some of it out and post it. "On a much better note, Chris from on here called me and we talked for like.. god i dunno, about 2 hours. He's really nice. I'm sure I came off so badly. I sounded all paranoid and desperate, I'm sure. That's not how I am. I'm just stressed, and it's ben SUCH a long time since I've even talked to another guy." I'm not sure what it means. And very funny, I'm left handed.
 

gehtfuct

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nameless_girl96 said:
fuck it then, if shes goin to act like that, then she a big waste of ur time?
Ok....Stephy....Geht your ass on the table...I've got one of these :lick: for ya. And one of these :tomato: to follow.
 

Smoke

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nameless_girl96 said:
fuck it then, if shes goin to act like that, then she a big waste of ur time?
Why does your sentence have a question mark at the end?
oh, Btw, happy 420th post for meeh.
 

gehtfuct

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smoke-it said:
I'm not going to jump to any conclusions yet, yesterday I was reading her blog on myspace and it mentioned me. Here I'll take some of it out and post it. "On a much better note, Chris from on here called me and we talked for like.. god i dunno, about 2 hours. He's really nice. I'm sure I came off so badly. I sounded all paranoid and desperate, I'm sure. That's not how I am. I'm just stressed, and it's ben SUCH a long time since I've even talked to another guy." I'm not sure what it means. And very funny, I'm left handed.
Thats fuctdup dude. I was gonna say "your left hand."
Eh...Fuck it man. You're a smart kid,you should know women like to play games as well as men do. Its not a big deal. There's all kinds of ass out there just fuckin' waitin' to be fuct with. Dont try so hard,they will come to you.
Trust me.
 

Smoke

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I'll just call her tommorow, I hope she picks up..
 

Smoke

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gehtfuct said:
Thats fuctdup dude. I was gonna say "your left hand."
Eh...Fuck it man. You're a smart kid,you should know women like to play games as well as men do. Its not a big deal. There's all kinds of ass out there just fuckin' waitin' to be fuct with. Dont try so hard,they will come to you.
Trust me.
Hey thanks man. I'll wait for them to come to me :)
 

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smoke-it said:
So yeah, I met this girl off myspace, and we've been talkin for like 2 weeks now, so we talked on the phone for awhile yesterday, and then she was going down to the mall today, so i decided to go meet her down there, anyhow, I met her and we talked and decided to go see a movie. "The grudge" we saw, wasn't that scary, but she jumped a couple times. Anyways After the movie, I walked her to her car, and then went over to my car, we were planning to go to dinner before she had to go. So I told her to go up to the Red Robin up the road and i'll meet her up there, Well, I drove up there. And she wasn't there.. I waited for like 25 minutes for her, she never came. So I got myself something to eat at mcdonalds and drove home. Got home, checked the phone messages, and she called at 5pm(I got home at 5:25). So I tried to call her back, but she has her phone turned off. I think she ditched me..or she had somethin' else better to do :(
That's a little screwed! But who knows?? Maybe she has a reasonable explanation?? Flat tire, maybe.....or?? fuck I don't know..... Just don't let her hang you out on a line! If she's BS'n ya, let it go... If it smells like shit, well then............it probably is.
 

breakology

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smoke-it said:
So yeah, I met this girl off myspace, and we've been talkin for like 2 weeks now, so we talked on the phone for awhile yesterday, and then she was going down to the mall today, so i decided to go meet her down there, anyhow, I met her and we talked and decided to go see a movie. "The grudge" we saw, wasn't that scary, but she jumped a couple times. Anyways After the movie, I walked her to her car, and then went over to my car, we were planning to go to dinner before she had to go. So I told her to go up to the Red Robin up the road and i'll meet her up there, Well, I drove up there. And she wasn't there.. I waited for like 25 minutes for her, she never came. So I got myself something to eat at mcdonalds and drove home. Got home, checked the phone messages, and she called at 5pm(I got home at 5:25). So I tried to call her back, but she has her phone turned off. I think she ditched me..or she had somethin' else better to do :(
Subtle ... lol ...

so whats up? did you find out the deal yet or what?
 

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smoke-it said:
So yeah, I met this girl off myspace, and we've been talkin for like 2 weeks now, so we talked on the phone for awhile yesterday, and then she was going down to the mall today, so i decided to go meet her down there, anyhow, I met her and we talked and decided to go see a movie. "The grudge" we saw, wasn't that scary, but she jumped a couple times. Anyways After the movie, I walked her to her car, and then went over to my car, we were planning to go to dinner before she had to go. So I told her to go up to the Red Robin up the road and i'll meet her up there, Well, I drove up there. And she wasn't there.. I waited for like 25 minutes for her, she never came. So I got myself something to eat at mcdonalds and drove home. Got home, checked the phone messages, and she called at 5pm(I got home at 5:25). So I tried to call her back, but she has her phone turned off. I think she ditched me..or she had somethin' else better to do :(
she might have had a flat tire [frm twist] or maybe her fone battery ran low and her mom wouldnt let her go without it or summat daft like that :p i am crap at explainin things btw. just stick sum greenday on an ring er :D hope it gets better! :cool: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 

Smoke

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I'll find out later today..
 

Smoke

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So, yeah, apparently, when she dropped me off at my car, and we went up there, she got lost, and by the the time she knew where she was, she had to leave, but she could of called me back last night after i left a message..
 

moe

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never jump to conclusions and you just met, no big deal. Myspace. com is funny, my friend hooked up with an UGLY hick, her pics we all kinda far away, he freaked and ditched her. it was funny... he said he felt violated...
 

breakology

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moe said:
never jump to conclusions and you just met, no big deal. Myspace. com is funny, my friend hooked up with an UGLY hick, her pics we all kinda far away, he freaked and ditched her. it was funny... he said he felt violated...

lol ... one of my old bosses had a similar problem, he hooked up with this chick who looked good in the pictures, but since the pictures had been taken she had been in a car wreck or something and gained about 100 pounds, lol .. he was a tad salty.
 

Captain 151

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women are the root of all evil.. i know this because i date them.