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Xmas peotry

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it's a motherfucker
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since it's Xmas time, just thought i would be interesting to see some xmas poetry in the making. Just write a xmas poem that you've made up.

"It's Xmas time you fuckers
You are all cocksuckers
Frosties gonna kick your fucking ass

I don't give a shit
Cuz santa is my bitch
he's gonna rape all your moms and dads

I hate xmas."

hope you liked it:)
 

Outlawed

Postaholic
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I take you to the candy shoppe,
I let you suck my lincoln log,
Wash it down with my jesus juice,
And swallow my vanilla mousse, yeah.

Merry XXXmas.
 

unit.x9

some guy with no life
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x-mas time is here again,
time to get things from all your friends.
people laugh and people cheer,
xmas time is almost here.
as santa comes on his slaigh,
with his wife i will lay.
and when to fat fuck comes to bed,
there he finds mrs clause truly dead.
so with that i end my poem,
fuck this shit im goig home.
 

screwy

BIG BLACK DICKS
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#4
The True Meaning of Christmas

My mouth on his meat
Under the mistletoe
While fucking his feet
I started to know

Of the Spirit of Christmas
'Tis about the family
My uncle's cock in my ass
Sucking on dad's willy

Right next to the tree
Mom started to come
'Cause we were all three
Ganged up on my mum

That, my friends, is pure yuletide fun
Three family members, all ganged up on one