don't be offended. not talking bout yo momma, just a momma!

- Yo momma so nasty that her shit is glad to escape.
- Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
- Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
- Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
- Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
- Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
- Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
- Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
- Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
- Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
- Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
- Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
- Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
- Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
- Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
- Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her!
