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Yo' Momma Jokes!

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gurlgonewild

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don't be offended. not talking bout yo momma, just a momma!

  • Yo momma so nasty that her shit is glad to escape.
  • Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." :kickcan:
  • Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
  • Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
  • Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. :redface:
  • Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
  • Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
  • Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
  • Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
  • Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass :lol:
  • Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
  • Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
  • Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
  • Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
  • Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
and of course, we cannot forget a classic like...
  • Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her!
post your Yo momma jokes here-:clap:
 
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yo muma jokes

Yo mumas so fat when that bitch wore a yellow raincoat, people thought the sun fell.

Yo momas so dumb that bitch sat on the tv and tried to watch the couch.

yo mumas so fat she thought a school bus was a deluxe sized twinkie.

aight thats enough though.

lol for real some kids going to try and use these and get picked on until high school

they were always so corny. ;) ;) ;) ;)
 
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yo

yo mumas so fat when she fell of the bed she fell off both sides.

that all i got
 
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LewdM@thew

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Yo momma's sooo fat that when she wore a red dress, all of the children playing outside screamed "Hey Kool-aid!!"

Yo momma's sooo stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma's sooo ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her momma.

and for the more intelligent shit talker:​

Yo momma's sooo dense, light bends around her....

Or alternately​

Yo momma's sooo dense, she distorts time and space.
 
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LewdM@thew

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Yo momma's sooo fat AND stupid that when she tried to weigh herself, she thought the scale was the caller ID box.
 
Unforgiven

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Yo momma's so stupid, she takes a ruler to bed to find out how long she sleeps.
 
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NaughtyGirl21

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Fat Jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
 
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NaughtyGirl21

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Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
 
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NaughtyGirl21

Formally Cuddles
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Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo Momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r.

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"

Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.

Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
 
Unforgiven

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Cuddles said:
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Click to expand...
the funny thing about that one is... my brother has a solar powered flashlight
 
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bored

bored thought of a new one


Yo mumas so fuckin dumb, she bought glow in the dark sunglasses.
 
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Gianefro

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This thread sucks ass,

i would like to think that yo mamma jokes arent funny but i would also like to think ppl dont like journey

lame

dudes
 
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NaughtyGirl21

Formally Cuddles
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Gianefro said:
This thread sucks ass,

i would like to think that yo mamma jokes arent funny but i would also like to think ppl dont like journey

lame

dudes
Click to expand...
WTF! journey? WTF! :confused:
 
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LewdM@thew

Banned - What an Asshat!
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uh....thats the point, you sagacious mofo. ::wave::

[edit]have fun looking up the word sagacious, by the way.
 
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