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You are all Fuckheads...

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You are all Fuckheads deserving to die. You are insignificant. You know that feeling you get whenever something goes your way? Yeah, well, you’re alone in your stupid glory, completely insignificant in the world. Your stupid achievement was most likely incredibly superficial and selfish. Did beating the third world on Mario help feed children in Africa? No, didn't think so. And of course, the kids in Africa starving didn't affect you either. We all live in emotional bubbles, care about what directly affects us, like a punch to the face, and indirectly, like voting for an idiot like Kerry so he can screw the world over by selling our souls to the U.N. The fact is, you’re a very selfish person, and there are only a couple things you can do to change it. An ego check, like the following helps. Whenever you feel like you’re at the top of the world, just remember, your existence in this universe is equivalent to the importance of a lone ameba in the midst of a herd of trillions and trillions of Elephants, and then divided by and infinitely large number. The resulting number would be something like: .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
X 10 to the negative 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 power. And that's being generous. The fact of the matter is, in the grand scheme of things, YOU ARE NOTHING.

FUCK :mfinger: YOU!
 

Jung

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The intelligence level in this thread is scary.
 

ODDDLY

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The internet board of directors laugh at your introduction thread.


Welcome to wtf.com asshat. :mfinger:
 

betrayed

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Hey look another physco who will soon make threads about killing himself and how his life sucks.. It's sad how ill witted some people can be, but hey what are you going to do?

Welcome to wtf.com (I say this is misery)
 
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If he insulted us this much with his first post, I think he'll fit right in here. I like this bastard.
 

supposedtabeme

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PotatoKing said:
Did beating the third world on Mario help feed children in Africa? No, didn't think so. And of course, the kids in Africa starving didn't affect you either.
Ok...so what have you done for the starving children?
 
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Well...

Well...for starters, they no longer have to worry about the boss from the third world in Mario....

Well, if you're going to quote me, look again. Did I ever mention ANYWHERE that I was an exception to the insignificance?
Dipshit...

And if you actually HAVE helped starving kids in Africa, you're probably some blowhard pussy from Green Peace........or maybe just a considerate person........ummmmm......so there! BIATCH!
 

supposedtabeme

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PotatoKing said:
Well...for starters, they no longer have to worry about the boss from the third world in Mario....

Well, if you're going to quote me, look again. Did I ever mention ANYWHERE that I was an exception to the insignificance?
Dipshit...

And if you actually HAVE helped starving kids in Africa, you're probably some blowhard pussy from Green Peace........or maybe just a considerate person........ummmmm......so there! BIATCH!
...

So don't you think it's a bit stupid to complain about stuff that you don't do anything about? It's like being a stone and telling a turtle "dude, you're hard!"

No, sorry. I don't have to go as far as Africa to do something good, and if you want to call me a pussy from greenpeace go for it, tho' I have nothing to do with Greenpeace and I, indeed, have a pussy. You can also call me a considerate person, tho' you know as much about me to call me like that as to call me a "BIATCH".

Lame ass. Welcome.
 
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Gee

I'm so glad that there is a site FOR COMPLAINING AND BITCHING ABOUT CRAP. Sure, I may be new here, but I think I see how it works around here. I take shit about bitching, yet when you BITCH ABOUT ME, it's "different". And you call ME lame...
But yes, you're right, and I would apologize, but I'm not.
 

supposedtabeme

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PotatoKing said:
I'm so glad that there is a site FOR COMPLAINING AND BITCHING ABOUT CRAP. Sure, I may be new here, but I think I see how it works around here. I take shit about bitching, yet when you BITCH ABOUT ME, it's "different". And you call ME lame...
But yes, you're right, and I would apologize, but I'm not.
I'm not expecting you to apologize, really; I'm just pointing to the fact that, what you said, was stupid. Take it anyway you want it and again, welcome.
 

shep

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PotatoKing said:
I'm so glad that there is a site FOR COMPLAINING AND BITCHING ABOUT CRAP. Sure, I may be new here, but I think I see how it works around here. I take shit about bitching, yet when you BITCH ABOUT ME, it's "different". And you call ME lame...
But yes, you're right, and I would apologize, but I'm not.

Yep your on the right track :thumbsup: .Welcome to WTF cheesedick and F.U :mfinger:
 

betrayed

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PotatoKing said:
I'm so glad that there is a site FOR COMPLAINING AND BITCHING ABOUT CRAP. Sure, I may be new here, but I think I see how it works around here. I take shit about bitching, yet when you BITCH ABOUT ME, it's "different". And you call ME lame...
But yes, you're right, and I would apologize, but I'm not.
It's because your new. You have to fight and slash your way through..
 

Broken

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Just like the big nasty bush! Just slash and hack your way through and find your spot.

Welcome home!
 

dustinzgirl

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PotatoKing said:
I'm so glad that there is a site FOR COMPLAINING AND BITCHING ABOUT CRAP. Sure, I may be new here, but I think I see how it works around here. I take shit about bitching, yet when you BITCH ABOUT ME, it's "different". And you call ME lame...
But yes, you're right, and I would apologize, but I'm not.
You will fit in nicely.

Now, sit back, shut the fuck up and pay attention.

Actually, just shut up.

Welcome, little single celled lifeform.

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