WTF ... IS WTF!?
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You had me at free pancakes.

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Don't let me get to the pancake machine at the free hotel breakfast buffet. The line will go around the equator twice.

what's poppin!
 

Crazizniac

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^ Trick question girls, do not take the bait. Brit and others like him will take advantage of your pancake and slip something far more invasive into this conversation. It's his little contribution to your allegorical "pig in a blanket" .

I've seen it a thousand times and only enjoyed it... a thousand times.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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I drink raw cow's milk from the utter. Then eat pure sea salt from the island Gozo. Jump up and down until it churns into butter in my own digestive system.
...check mate motherfucker.
You uttered utter, but I think you meant to utter udder because udder is the cow one, and utter is the spoken mutter.