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You know you're getting old when....

Slacker

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You Know You're Getting Old When...

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

You send money to PBS.

You got cable for the weather channel.



Does any of this apply to you?
 

lady victoria

Too old for this shit!
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No, but i would add...


You seem to have more patience, but it's actually that you just
don't care anymore. :p
 

Mr sirius

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You know your getting old when you post stuff like this,
Well not really but you kinda stated the obvious althow you are making a joke right? and it is in the Games & Humor forum so i'll shut up then
 

Darklight

Oppressing your posts...
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alittle senelity for mr sirius...

You have a party and your neighbors dont even realize it...

but then I was never a big ol party animal..