... You might be a redneck

TarkinRocher

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If you have a collection of salad bowls that all say "cool whip" on the side...
If you have a talking fish in more than three rooms of your house...
If you ever had to buy a present for your grandmother, mother, sister, and aunt, but only had to buy one gift...

Keep it going!
 

skylinec

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TarkinRocher said:
If you have a collection of salad bowls that all say "cool whip" on the side...
If you have a talking fish in more than three rooms of your house...
If you ever had to buy a present for your grandmother, mother, sister, and aunt, but only had to buy one gift...

Keep it going!
If you've ever made change in the offering basket at church you might be a redneck
if you have You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws you might be a redneck
if you think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company you might be redneck
 

Descent

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If you have ever posted a joke in "Chit Chat" instead of "Forum Games and Humor" you may be a redneck.

JUST KIDDING!

Now mods, move this to the right place!
 

magnolia

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... you can actually finish this sentence. :p
and c/o http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/webjokes/red/rednecks.shtml

. . . that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.
. . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date.
. . . your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill. (sad part is I've had that for supper. :( )
. . . you’ve ever valet parked a snow plow.(God Bless MN)

. . . you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.
. . . you have a bumper sticker that says, “My mother’s an honor student” at the local junior high.
. . . you played the banjo in your high school band.


And there are so many more.
 

skylinec

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magnolia said:
... you can actually finish this sentence. :p
and c/o http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/webjokes/red/rednecks.shtml

. . . that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.
. . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date.
. . . your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill. (sad part is I've had that for supper. :( )
. . . you’ve ever valet parked a snow plow.(God Bless MN)

. . . you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.
. . . you have a bumper sticker that says, “My mother’s an honor student” at the local junior high.
. . . you played the banjo in your high school band.


And there are so many more.
lol
 

dustinzgirl

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If you live in an apartment complex and have to put your satelite inside your room pointed outside the window because the landlord is a bitch...Ok well that has nothing to do with being a redneck.


You might be a redneck if your car is on the grass and the parts for it are in the kitchen.