Your favorite T-shirt

Jarilith

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Everybody has that favorite t shirt with the lurid pictures, or the clever witticisms...

I like the one that says "Hey....You made me throw up a little!"

What is YOUR favorite?
 

UberSkippy

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I've seen this shirt but have yet to find one to buy. It says:

"Heaven is where:
The police are Brittish,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are French,
The cooks are Itallian,
and it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where:
The police are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The cooks are English,
and it's all organized by the Itallians."

Tell me where I can buy that shirt.
 

Easty

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I'm fat, so I really like that "I beat Anorexia" shirt.

or the increasingly popular...

college.
 

chspaulwall

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i have a black shirt that says "rock is dead" in big white letters, then below "long live paper and scissors :thumbsup: "
definite favorite
 

bnccoder

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Mine is either

Or
 

Jung

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I don't wear T-shirts often(save for undershirts), and I don't have any with "witty" slogans either. :happysad:
 

Nailbomb

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Those "witty" T-shirts really bother me.

My favorite is my black John Deere shirt. I'm wearing it right now. Guess that's just what happens when you grow up around farm boys...
 

John Howle

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1.I use Viagra!
2.RELAX
3.no.
4.I FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER(always great to wear when you meet your gf's parents)
5.Milf Addict


i have a buttload but these are my favorite
 

Rurrouni

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A red shirt with a dragon on it that slightly pops out. It's funny to see others reactions but it's annoying when guys want to touch it....why can't it be the girls?! (I punch each guy who trys though so it's kinda fun)
 

dustinzgirl

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tiger_86 said:
A shirt with the phrase "Clerics are lame" (Okay, so this is when my nerd side shows itself. :( )

LMAO Tiger, the sad thing is, I actually know what you meant.

I like the one that says:

Do not disturb sleeping Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
 

FireAngel

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dustinzgirl said:
LMAO Tiger, the sad thing is, I actually know what you meant.

I like the one that says:

Do not disturb sleeping Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
Yeah, my friend Brian told me about that one. There's another one I like with something about shiny things and Rogues, but I don't remember what it said exactly. That would really be the one for me.