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Your favorite T-shirt

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Everybody has that favorite t shirt with the lurid pictures, or the clever witticisms...

I like the one that says "Hey....You made me throw up a little!"

What is YOUR favorite?
 

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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I've seen this shirt but have yet to find one to buy. It says:

"Heaven is where:
The police are Brittish,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are French,
The cooks are Itallian,
and it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where:
The police are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The cooks are English,
and it's all organized by the Itallians."

Tell me where I can buy that shirt.
 

Easty

Click click boom
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I'm fat, so I really like that "I beat Anorexia" shirt.

or the increasingly popular...

college.
 

chspaulwall

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i have a black shirt that says "rock is dead" in big white letters, then below "long live paper and scissors :thumbsup: "
definite favorite
 

Jung

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I don't wear T-shirts often(save for undershirts), and I don't have any with "witty" slogans either. :happysad:
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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Those "witty" T-shirts really bother me.

My favorite is my black John Deere shirt. I'm wearing it right now. Guess that's just what happens when you grow up around farm boys...
 

John Howle

Hot Girl on Girl Action
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1.I use Viagra!
2.RELAX
3.no.
4.I FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER(always great to wear when you meet your gf's parents)
5.Milf Addict


i have a buttload but these are my favorite
 

screwy

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ALL I WANT IS PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST








and a blowjob.
 

Rurrouni

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A red shirt with a dragon on it that slightly pops out. It's funny to see others reactions but it's annoying when guys want to touch it....why can't it be the girls?! (I punch each guy who trys though so it's kinda fun)
 
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A shirt with the phrase "Clerics are lame" (Okay, so this is when my nerd side shows itself. :( )
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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tiger_86 said:
A shirt with the phrase "Clerics are lame" (Okay, so this is when my nerd side shows itself. :( )
LMAO Tiger, the sad thing is, I actually know what you meant.

I like the one that says:

Do not disturb sleeping Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
 
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dustinzgirl said:
LMAO Tiger, the sad thing is, I actually know what you meant.

I like the one that says:

Do not disturb sleeping Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
Yeah, my friend Brian told me about that one. There's another one I like with something about shiny things and Rogues, but I don't remember what it said exactly. That would really be the one for me.
 
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I can't find a picture for it but its a morbid threads tee shirt and has a cat on it saying "take me home"