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Your Life Sucks.

So tell us, why does your life suck?

  • Life has placed a nice juicy turd on your plate by way of a failed relationship.

    Votes: 2 8.7%
  • Life seems to ignore your pleas for a decent man.

    Votes: 1 4.3%
  • Life took it upon itself to use the woman of your dreams it's own personal comic releif.

    Votes: 2 8.7%
  • Your boss is an idiot, and makes your job unbearable.

    Votes: 3 13.0%
  • Your co-worker once ate your bagged lunch. You'll never forgive them.

    Votes: 2 8.7%
  • Your long time compainon animal died of old age and blunt force trauma to the head.

    Votes: 1 4.3%
  • The only time you ever kissed a mule is now in the yearbook and everone calls you Donkeynuts.

    Votes: 1 4.3%
  • You broke a nail while waxing your Ferrari.

    Votes: 1 4.3%
  • You brok a nail while writing a check to the man waxing your Ferrari.

    Votes: 3 13.0%
  • The taters have rotted, filling your house with stink.

    Votes: 7 30.4%

  • Total voters
    23

BrIONwoshMunky

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
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#1
Well duh. Of course your life sucks, but why does it suck? To answer this question I've come up with a few general answers, and you can choose between them to find the one that best suits you.
 

PatticusRex

Powdered Toast Man
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#3
Ones the taters stunk up my house....I crashed and didn't put my head out the door since.
 
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#4
Life took it upon itself to use the woman of your dreams it's own personal comic releif.
It's the closest one to why my life sucks. It's mostly because i've never had a girlfriend, mostly because all the girls I would consider going out with, I already stepped over "the friendship line" which pisses me the fuck off, I hate that stupid fuckshit of a line!
 

JLXC

WTF's Official Conspiracy Fanatic
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#5
You forgot the

"This world is literally hell so everyone's life sucks, and those that don't are just here to torture the vast majority who do."

I would have voted for that one.
 
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#6
Hmm..my cat of 16 years died a few months ago. Also, there was that thing with two bricks to the head..not to mention the multiple whacks to the back of the head by boards/concretefloors/flightsimulators ect..So the deceased companion/blunt force trauma one..I'm in a near constant state of a headache. :mad:
 

meh_it_all

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#7
JLXC said:
You forgot the

"This world is literally hell so everyone's life sucks, and those that don't are just here to torture the vast majority who do."

I would have voted for that one.
Rofl, yeah that one. :)
 

CopyLifted

Funnier than a 5th grader
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#8
I was going to vote "Your boss is an idiot, and makes your job unbearable.", but I really can't, unless it said "Your boss is an idiot, and MADE your job unbearable." ;)

Life sucks right now because I'm unemployed.

But at the same time, life is good because I'm unemployed and it's summer. And the fact that I beat my unemployment case. :p

I guess what I'm saying is...I didn't vote. :D
 

CopyLifted

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#11
As Suicidal Tendencies once sang:

Oh, what's that?
So, now you say life sucks.
Well, ninety-nine percent of it's
What you make of it...
So if your life sucks, you suck!!

ST for life!!
 
#12
Wow, everybody is unclean with food just like me.

Ants are crawling all over my kitchen. Getting food is a quick in-and-out to make sure the ants don't get in it.
 

Brain Spout

Wizard No More
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#13
yes, but do you know what happened to the man who got everything he wanted?...















he live happily ever after
 

gurlgonewild

Was machen Sie?
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#17
The only time you ever kissed a mule is now in the yearbook and everone calls you Donkeynuts.
TRUE TO LIFE! excellent poll bwm :rotflmao: now where's my ring ass?