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Your new name.

Piro

From appaled to applauding, controversy.
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We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...


A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name :

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name :
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name :
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
Chucklefanny.

Mine is: Snickle Gizzardhump. :happysad:

Hopefully this stupid thread will take away 5 minutes of your boredom.
 

Stardust

Being naked just feels so a-peeling
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My name is Snooty DippinTush :happysad:
 

keebs

Particinator
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My name is tootsie chickenhump.....thats just weird name
 
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DUDE I REMEMBER THAT BOOK!! IT WAS AWSOME!!!

oh, snooty pottybrains :thumbsup:
 

shaekatherine

I'm a lover not a flamer.
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I see. This is a Captain Underpants thing! I've got that one. so anyways: Snooty Battyshorts?