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you're not cool...

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i'm sick of seeing these people driving around in their "suped up" honda civics, with huge tail pipes, who think their "cars" sound cool, but in reality, they sound like shit... so, i came up with a few things:

1) if you think you're cool, you're not.
2) if you don't think you're cool, you're not.
3) if soembody else thinks you're cool, you're not.
4) if you drive a civic, you're not cool.
5) if you drive a civic that you think is cool, it's not cool, because it's a civic.

that's right... you're not cool, no matter what you or anybody else thinks.

the truth is, you're a loser. you suck at life.

that'll be all. :cool:
 

TwisT

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Unforgiven said:
i'm sick of seeing these people driving around in their "suped up" honda civics, with huge tail pipes, who think their "cars" sound cool, but in reality, they sound like shit... so, i came up with a few things:

1) if you think you're cool, you're not.
2) if you don't think you're cool, you're not.
3) if soembody else thinks you're cool, you're not.
4) if you drive a civic, you're not cool.
5) if you drive a civic that you think is cool, it's not cool, because it's a civic.

that's right... you're not cool, no matter what you or anybody else thinks.

the truth is, you're a loser. you suck at life.

that'll be all. :cool:

Cool left me the day my son was born! But it's all good! cuz I have a civic!

wtf do u drive? or do you?
 
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TwisT said:
Cool left me the day my son was born! But it's all good! cuz I have a civic!

wtf do u drive? or do you?
i drive a nissan :)
 

TwisT

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Unforgiven said:
i drive a nissan :)

year make and model?


I got my civic for a couple of reasons,
great gas mileage.
runs forever.
looks good (opinions are like a-holes U got one)!
and, cheap.

U can't argue with that!
 
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TwisT said:
year make and model?


I got my civic for a couple of reasons,
great gas mileage.
runs forever.
looks good (opinions are like a-holes U got one)!
and, cheap.

U can't argue with that!
the reasons i don't like civics are simple:

i don't think they look good
civics are like assholes... everyone has one :)

and mine's a 1987 Nissan 200SX. bought for 2500 bucks... needs a bit of work, but runs good... good gas mileage, excellent handling... i only had it for a week.
before that, i had a 1983 dodge charger 2.2... which i still have, but i'm gonna geht rid of... then a 1987 toyota celica... stolen.

that's right... 2 years of driving, i've owned 3 vehicles.
 

TwisT

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Unforgiven said:
the reasons i don't like civics are simple:

i don't think they look good
civics are like assholes... everyone has one :)

and mine's a 1987 Nissan 200SX. bought for 2500 bucks... needs a bit of work, but runs good... good gas mileage, excellent handling... i only had it for a week.
before that, i had a 1983 dodge charger 2.2... which i still have, but i'm gonna geht rid of... then a 1987 toyota celica... stolen.

that's right... 2 years of driving, i've owned 3 vehicles.

Whoopdeefuckindooh! 2 whole years!

I been drivin 9 years and had 2 nissans, 2 mazdas (best car for the bucks), a toyota, and now a honda. My first car was the biggest pill that chevy put on the market! first year s10 with an isuzu motor.......What a steamin pile!


Good thing about old nissan's and other japanese, easy to work on and parts are cheap!
 
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TwisT said:
Whoopdeefuckindooh! 2 whole years!

I been drivin 9 years and had 2 nissans, 2 mazdas (best car for the bucks), a toyota, and now a honda. My first car was the biggest pill that chevy put on the market! first year s10 with an isuzu motor.......What a steamin pile!


Good thing about old nissan's and other japanese, easy to work on and parts are cheap!
well, i'm only 19 and didn't get my licence till i was 17... so yeah... that makes 2 years. my first car was sort of a lemon, but it was fun
 

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Unforgiven said:
well, i'm only 19 and didn't get my licence till i was 17... so yeah... that makes 2 years. my first car was sort of a lemon, but it was fun
My brother's first car was an old 80's tercel, and we had alot of fun with it!
Donuts in the paring lot, offroading, and eat and runs'.

and when it finally died we left it on the side of the freeway! It was registered to some one else, we never bothered!
 

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First off I hate the whole fad of souping up gay cars. Second of all your all a bunch of godamn hippies. Get a haircut Jeebus
 
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TwisT said:
My brother's first car was an old 80's tercel, and we had alot of fun with it!
Donuts in the paring lot, offroading, and eat and runs'.

and when it finally died we left it on the side of the freeway! It was registered to some one else, we never bothered!
mine's not registered to me anymore... no insurance, nothing... i'm thinking of giving it to a wrecking yard for a bit of money or whatever.

MINTyarse said:
First off I hate the whole fad of souping up gay cars. Second of all your all a bunch of godamn hippies. Get a haircut Jeebus
what is it about my post that makes me a hippie?