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ZC Presents: It Happened One Night

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MaxPower was on his way to pick up his best girl on a Friday night. He stole a glimpse in the rearview mirror, making sure his comb-over was still in place. He pulled up to the curb outside her house and honked the horn. The door flew open, and she stepped out. Max could hardly believe his eyes. She was beautiful. He wasn't used to seeing her like this, all decked out in a party dress, her hair swept back from her face. He could feel a yearning in his loins as she gingerly stepped around a pile of dog shit on the porch. Then she looked up and smiled. She was absolutely breathtaking. "Get ahold of yourself, man", Max reminded himself, checking his comb-over for the tenth time since he'd arrived.

She jumped in the car and sat with her hands in her lap. He couldn't believe how lady-like she could be. He was used to seeing her in a dirty old Def Leppard t shirt and ripped overalls, covered in filth from slopping the pigs at her family's farm. Max closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He was pleasantly surprised to find she didn't smell like poo tonight. He recognized the smell, but couldn't quite place it.

"You smell amazing," he sighed. "What is that fragrance?"

"Lava" she said, blushing.


"Yeah," she giggled. "You know....the soap?"


Max reached over and flipped the radio on. The melody of "My Heart Will Go On" blared from the crackling speakers. He was just about to change the station, when she gently touched his hand.

"Please don't," she whispered. "I love this song."

He eased back into the seat and felt the heat rising to his cheeks. He was blushing. She had turned in her seat and was staring at him, all misty eyed and dreamy. Her eyes traveled from his face, to his chest, and finally down to his lap. She could see he was aroused, which sent a tingle down her spine. She wanted him now, damn it! She reached over and rested her hand on his thigh.

"Why don't we skip the date and just go somewhere where we can be alone." she purred, her lips lightly grazing his earlobes.

"But....but.." he stammered, feeling his face burning. "I thought you wanted to go rollerskating?"

"Nah," she said. "Let's just go somewhere quiet."

He couldn't believe it! Could it be she was finally ready to do......"IT"? THE "It"?! His hands were shaking as he turned the wheel, taking them down a dusty old road that led to an old abandoned oil well.....way back in the fields where they would be safe from all the busybodies and their judgmental stares. All the months of seeing eachother despite their family's wishes, all the trouble they'd gone to to be together, it was finally going to pay off! Max brought the car to a stop, and turned the engine off.

All was silent then, except for the occasional distant cry of an old hound dog. Probably howling at the moon, which was full and bright on this crisp, cool October evening. Max turned to look into his beloved's eyes, but noticed something much more intriguing. She had pulled her dress down, exposing her ample breasts. She was breathing quickly, her chest heaving.

"Oh, Gerty," he whimpered. "You don't know how long I've waited for this..."

He sprayed some Binaca in his mouth, and leaned in closer to her. She wrapped her arms around him and softly nuzzled his neck. He grabbed at her breasts while his tongue traced the outline of her lips. Suddenly, she broke away.

"Let's get in the back for this," she said softly, taking his hand to lead him to the back seat. Gently, he layed her down onto her back. Squirming with anticipation, she watched as Max removed his shirt.

"Oh, Gerty," he said breathlessly as his lowered his face to hers, longing for her kisses. "Oh Cousin Gerty....."



meh_it_all Sexy Pimp-ette.
:rofl: That was great! I thought I was goona be stuck with mmm..cheese's cheesy story for the night for entertainment.


From appaled to applauding, controversy.
:rotflmao: Bravo! :clap:


You're my number two
Mistress as usual you have managed to bludgeon me yet leave me wanting more.
/me waits for part 2 before formulating a response ;)


/me thinks z should write a hardcore porn novel.:thumbsup:

EDIT: make that a softcore porn novel


From appaled to applauding, controversy.
Zoloft, don't leave out the gritty parts in the next section. :p

Endulge us sick people.


zoloftcasserole said:
Dude--they're cousins.

Sick, indeed. :p

wait....what part said they were cousins?

also great story, you get a :thumbsup:


meh_it_all said:
Right at the end.

Shows how much you read guys! :rofl:
i read it, its just im stupid, and now in one line this story went from realy good to realy good but truely not right, sickening reraly.
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